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Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
#5900re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:25am
One of my favorites last night was a woman who was partly deaf. She said as a kid, children called her Deafy and Retard so now she has no self esteem, even though she is happily married with a son. Then during the show her home was destroyed by a hurricane, but her mother wouldn't let her leave the show to be with her husband and son. And we're supposed to applaud this woman?
Oh and the other one. This woman grew breasts between her freshman and sophmore year of high school. Because of this someone told her she could never be a dancer or cheerlead again so she married a box of twinkies and is now on the Swan.
This show makes the baby jesus cry.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#5901re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:25amPip...it has nothing to do with fish.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#5902re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:26am
LISTEN HERE GIRLS
TAKE THIS ADVICE, AND REMEMBER ALWAYS IN LIFE:
INTO EACH HEART, SOME TEARS MUST FALL
THOUGH YOU LOVE AND LOOSE, YOU MUST STAND TALL
'CAUSE WE ALL GOT TO CRY SOMETIMES YEAH,YEAH?
I SAID, SIGH SOMETIMES YEAH,YEAH,YEAH?
PULL YORSELF TOGETHER YEAH,YEAH?
NO USE CRYING FOREVER
BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
UHM? HUM?
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I SAID, THERE?S SHORT ONES, TALL ONES, FINE ONES, KIND ONES , TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TWO?TWO HU? TWO?TWO HU?
MY MOTHER ONCE TOLD ME SOMETHING
AND EVERY WORD IS TRUE
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON A FELLA
WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU
HE'LL ONLY MISLEAD YOU YEAH,YEAH?
ONLY GRIEVE YOU YEAH,YEAH,YEAH?
DON`T WORRY ABOUT HIM BABY YEAH, YEAH?
YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT HIM
BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
UHM?HUM?
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I SAID, THERE'S SHORT ONES, TALL ONES, FINE ONES, KIND ONES , TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TWO?TWO HU? TWO?TWO HU?
(SAX SOLO)
WELL, IF THE FISH ISN'T ON YOUR LINE
BAIT YOUR HOOK AND KEEP ON TRYING
DON'T LET HIM GET YOU DOWN
THERE'S OTHER BOYS AROUND, THERE'S
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I SAID, THERE'S SHORT ONES, TALL ONES, FINE ONES, KIND ONES , TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TWO'TWO HU?
I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
AIN'T GONNA LOVE NOBODY THAT DON?T LOVE ME NOW
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T NEED NOBODY THAT DON'T NEED ME
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME NOW
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
AIN'T GONNA LOVE NOBODY THAT DON'T LOVE ME?.
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
AIN'T GONNA LOVE NOBODY THAT DON'T LOVE ME NOW?.
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME?
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
#5903re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:29amWell...this fish must swim up stream...hope to see you guys later.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#5904re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:29amPip, so true! I love to eat crab and shrimp and lobster and mussels and flounder and shark and swordfish, but not tuna.
#5905re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:34amI love seafood!! Mmmm...yellow fin tuna just warmed through...
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#5907re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:38amWhat's that song, Kissy? I think you found my theme song.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#5908re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:40amSOMMS: Too Many Fish in the Sea by the Marvelettes (originally)
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#5909re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:45amOH MY GOD. My clock must be off because it's 4:20 in my neighbors apartment. I am seriously getting a buzz just sitting here watching TV.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#5910re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:45amMorning Friends :)
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#5911re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:46am
Hi LA!
Matt: It's always 4:20 somewhere...
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#5912re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:47am
I'm back... but I have to run out again. How long do we think the line for American Express gift cards will be? One block? Two?
K, I am also running to Orvis, I think... I'll wave.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#5913re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:48amMaybe three. At least it's warmer today...
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#5914re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:50am
Hi Cookie
Hi Addy
How is everyone?
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#5915re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:51amyou ever notice what a funny word that is. Everyone. Eeeeeveryone. EveryONE. LOL
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#5916re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:51amuh-oh... I think the buzz got to Matt...
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#5917re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 11:55am
LOL Matt! I have thought about that with a lot of words like:
Fork
Napkin
Trunk
Sneaker
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#5920re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 12:03pmThere are a ton of words that look funny out of context. And where is it 4:20? I sure could use the break!
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#5921re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 12:05pm
Morning Undi, CC and SOMMS!
How are you all?
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#5922re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 12:12pmBetter now that you are here sweetheart. Come cuddle, I'm cold.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#5923re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 12:15pmLA, you need to take better care of that boy...He's cold!
#5924re: Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)
Posted: 12/21/04 at 12:17pmAcctually Pip LA could use the cuddle right now. She takes amazing care of her boy. I am one lucky bastard.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
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