Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2) — Page 237

One of my favorites last night was a woman who was partly deaf. She said as a kid, children called her Deafy and Retard so now she has no self esteem, even though she is happily married with a son. Then during the show her home was destroyed by a hurricane, but her mother wouldn't let her leave the show to be with her husband and son. And we're supposed to applaud this woman?

Oh and the other one. This woman grew breasts between her freshman and sophmore year of high school. Because of this someone told her she could never be a dancer or cheerlead again so she married a box of twinkies and is now on the Swan.

This show makes the baby jesus cry.

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LISTEN HERE GIRLS
TAKE THIS ADVICE, AND REMEMBER ALWAYS IN LIFE:

INTO EACH HEART, SOME TEARS MUST FALL
THOUGH YOU LOVE AND LOOSE, YOU MUST STAND TALL
'CAUSE WE ALL GOT TO CRY SOMETIMES YEAH,YEAH?
I SAID, SIGH SOMETIMES YEAH,YEAH,YEAH?
PULL YORSELF TOGETHER YEAH,YEAH?
NO USE CRYING FOREVER
BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
UHM? HUM?
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I SAID, THERE?S SHORT ONES, TALL ONES, FINE ONES, KIND ONES , TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TWO?TWO HU? TWO?TWO HU?

MY MOTHER ONCE TOLD ME SOMETHING
AND EVERY WORD IS TRUE
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON A FELLA
WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU
HE'LL ONLY MISLEAD YOU YEAH,YEAH?
ONLY GRIEVE YOU YEAH,YEAH,YEAH?
DON`T WORRY ABOUT HIM BABY YEAH, YEAH?
YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT HIM
BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
UHM?HUM?
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I SAID, THERE'S SHORT ONES, TALL ONES, FINE ONES, KIND ONES , TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TWO?TWO HU? TWO?TWO HU?

(SAX SOLO)

WELL, IF THE FISH ISN'T ON YOUR LINE
BAIT YOUR HOOK AND KEEP ON TRYING
DON'T LET HIM GET YOU DOWN
THERE'S OTHER BOYS AROUND, THERE'S
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I SAID, THERE'S SHORT ONES, TALL ONES, FINE ONES, KIND ONES , TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
TWO'TWO HU?

I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
AIN'T GONNA LOVE NOBODY THAT DON?T LOVE ME NOW
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T NEED NOBODY THAT DON'T NEED ME
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME NOW
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
AIN'T GONNA LOVE NOBODY THAT DON'T LOVE ME?.
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
AIN'T GONNA LOVE NOBODY THAT DON'T LOVE ME NOW?.
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME?
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
I DON'T WANT NOBODY THAT DON'T WANT ME
TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA

TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA

Pip, so true! I love to eat crab and shrimp and lobster and mussels and flounder and shark and swordfish, but not tuna.

make mine seared please...

SOMMS: Too Many Fish in the Sea by the Marvelettes (originally)

Morning Friends :)

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I'm back... but I have to run out again. How long do we think the line for American Express gift cards will be? One block? Two?

K, I am also running to Orvis, I think... I'll wave.

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Hi Cookie

Hi Addy

How is everyone?

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uh-oh... I think the buzz got to Matt...

spork...

There are a ton of words that look funny out of context. And where is it 4:20? I sure could use the break!

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Better now that you are here sweetheart. Come cuddle, I'm cold.

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Acctually Pip LA could use the cuddle right now. She takes amazing care of her boy. I am one lucky bastard.

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