Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2) — Page 573
#14302
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:42am
It looks like A$$, Cookie.
like bad, bad, bad A$$.
like bad, bad, bad A$$.
#14303
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:44am
hi glitzy!
bway: after ingesting some celery?
bway: after ingesting some celery?
#14304
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:44am
bway - remind me to slap you the next time I see you.
Hey Glitzy!
Hey Glitzy!
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#14306
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:46am
Does white wine count as a clear liquid? After all, it is summer.
Alan Tudyk played Lancelot and he was funny and yummy. Like Christopher Sieber. And Sarrrrra is genuinely a star. (I thought so in A Class Act, but more so here.)
And, Jaily, if Deborah Voight does "I Can Cook Too" for an encore, I may wet myself.
Mackerelly? Is it smelly?
Alan Tudyk played Lancelot and he was funny and yummy. Like Christopher Sieber. And Sarrrrra is genuinely a star. (I thought so in A Class Act, but more so here.)
And, Jaily, if Deborah Voight does "I Can Cook Too" for an encore, I may wet myself.
Mackerelly? Is it smelly?
#14307
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:49am
I'ts hunky Glitz! In honor of his visit, I've prepared my specialty.
It's SNAPPY!
It's SNAPPY!
#14308
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:50am
I fear I may have lost my appetite for lunch...
canned tuna is a convenient fish.
canned tuna is a convenient fish.
#14309
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:51am
Well, if it is a Glitzy pot luck I will bring my famous porky balls:
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#14310
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:51am
I just threw up again.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14311
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:52am
I'll put my fish balls up against BT's poky porky balls any day...
#14312
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:52am
so is that how you refer to them, BT?
#14313
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:54am
Just to clear the palatte...a much tastier snack...
#14314
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:55am
Cookie, you haven't tasted meat until you've tasted my meat.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#14315
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:56am
someone is just RIP-ping to be naughty...
#14316
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:57am
I do like me a good piece of meat, BT...
#14317
Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:58am
This is all very, very yucky. I'm even queasy.
So let me tell you this... Last night I had to drive to Buffalo (about 85 miles from where I am) to help my father-in-law carry a washing machine down their narrow stairway to their basement.
Whist hoisting this monstrosity (the machine, not my...) something sharp sliced my wrist. Now, this is a rather gory slice, and it happens to be about an inch long, and follows the course of a vein quite perfectly. A pound more of pressure and it may have been deep enough to send me to the hospital.
So there I am looking like Carrie on prom night, (it did bleed quite spectacularly none the less) and I'm trying to bandage it. My wife is out picking up a pizza, and my mother-in-law is sitting at the table Windex-ing items for a yard sale the next morning. I have bandage tape in my teeth, trying to rip a piece long enough to cover the gauze with my teeth, and one good hand/wrist.
I could have died right there, and the mother-in-law would have continued to polish the yard sale bric-a-brac.
Now, I'm not one to complain... but, really!
So let me tell you this... Last night I had to drive to Buffalo (about 85 miles from where I am) to help my father-in-law carry a washing machine down their narrow stairway to their basement.
Whist hoisting this monstrosity (the machine, not my...) something sharp sliced my wrist. Now, this is a rather gory slice, and it happens to be about an inch long, and follows the course of a vein quite perfectly. A pound more of pressure and it may have been deep enough to send me to the hospital.
So there I am looking like Carrie on prom night, (it did bleed quite spectacularly none the less) and I'm trying to bandage it. My wife is out picking up a pizza, and my mother-in-law is sitting at the table Windex-ing items for a yard sale the next morning. I have bandage tape in my teeth, trying to rip a piece long enough to cover the gauze with my teeth, and one good hand/wrist.
I could have died right there, and the mother-in-law would have continued to polish the yard sale bric-a-brac.
Now, I'm not one to complain... but, really!
Hamlet's father.
#14318
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:08am
What kind of pizza? 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14320
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:37am
Between these recipes and CK's bloody hand stump, this thread is making me a little bit queasy.
#14321
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:45am
Ck, I DO hope you're ok! That sounds painful...
Shall we change the subject?
Did anybody have an interesting dream last night?
Shall we change the subject?
Did anybody have an interesting dream last night?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14322
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:47am
I had an impossible dream, Addy.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#14323
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:49am
It may have been impossible, but I hope it was lyrical!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14324
Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:51am
did it involve a bass baritone, BT?
#14325
Posted: 6/10/05 at 12:13pm
I'm always looking on the bright side of life.
It's merely a flesh wound.
I'm not dead yet.
(One more goofy fragmented sentence referencing a musical comedy, and this will be my first ever Chorine2 post.)
:)
It's merely a flesh wound.
I'm not dead yet.
(One more goofy fragmented sentence referencing a musical comedy, and this will be my first ever Chorine2 post.)
:)
Hamlet's father.
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