Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)- Page 573

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:42am

good morning chil'en'!!!!!!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:42am

It looks like A$$, Cookie.
like bad, bad, bad A$$.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:44am

hi glitzy!

bway: after ingesting some celery?

[BT]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:44am

bway - remind me to slap you the next time I see you.
Hey Glitzy!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:46am

slapping? that's hot

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:46am

Does white wine count as a clear liquid? After all, it is summer.

Alan Tudyk played Lancelot and he was funny and yummy. Like Christopher Sieber. And Sarrrrra is genuinely a star. (I thought so in A Class Act, but more so here.)

And, Jaily, if Deborah Voight does "I Can Cook Too" for an encore, I may wet myself.

Mackerelly? Is it smelly?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:49am

I'ts hunky Glitz! In honor of his visit, I've prepared my specialty.
It's SNAPPY!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:50am

I fear I may have lost my appetite for lunch...

canned tuna is a convenient fish.

[BT]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:51am

Well, if it is a Glitzy pot luck I will bring my famous porky balls:

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:51am

I just threw up again.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:52am

I'll put my fish balls up against BT's poky porky balls any day...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:52am

so is that how you refer to them, BT?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:54am

Just to clear the palatte...a much tastier snack...

[BT]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:55am

Cookie, you haven't tasted meat until you've tasted my meat.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:56am

someone is just RIP-ping to be naughty...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:57am

I do like me a good piece of meat, BT...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 10:58am

This is all very, very yucky. I'm even queasy.

So let me tell you this... Last night I had to drive to Buffalo (about 85 miles from where I am) to help my father-in-law carry a washing machine down their narrow stairway to their basement.

Whist hoisting this monstrosity (the machine, not my...) something sharp sliced my wrist. Now, this is a rather gory slice, and it happens to be about an inch long, and follows the course of a vein quite perfectly. A pound more of pressure and it may have been deep enough to send me to the hospital.

So there I am looking like Carrie on prom night, (it did bleed quite spectacularly none the less) and I'm trying to bandage it. My wife is out picking up a pizza, and my mother-in-law is sitting at the table Windex-ing items for a yard sale the next morning. I have bandage tape in my teeth, trying to rip a piece long enough to cover the gauze with my teeth, and one good hand/wrist.

I could have died right there, and the mother-in-law would have continued to polish the yard sale bric-a-brac.

Now, I'm not one to complain... but, really!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:08am

What kind of pizza?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:14am

hope you're okay, ck!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:37am

Between these recipes and CK's bloody hand stump, this thread is making me a little bit queasy.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:45am

Ck, I DO hope you're ok! That sounds painful...

Shall we change the subject?

Did anybody have an interesting dream last night?

[BT]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:47am

I had an impossible dream, Addy.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:49am

It may have been impossible, but I hope it was lyrical!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 11:51am

did it involve a bass baritone, BT?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/10/05 at 12:13pm

I'm always looking on the bright side of life.
It's merely a flesh wound.
I'm not dead yet.

(One more goofy fragmented sentence referencing a musical comedy, and this will be my first ever Chorine2 post.)

:)