Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2) — Page 635

You're tempted to go overboard to let someone you love know how grateful you are for what they've done for you. Say thank you, certainly, but don't get crazy. After all, haven't you already paid this one forward?

I like everything about this horoscope except for the last line - that seems just a touch out of place... hmmm...

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MEGA Hug, DD!

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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's SH*T** ... that's right, SH*T***!
SH*T may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get SH*T-faced, Be SH*T-out-of-luck, Or have SH*T for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your SH*T together, find a place for your SH*T, or be asked to SH*T or get off the pot.

You can smoke SH*T, buy S***, sell S***, lose S***, find S***, forget S***,
and tell others to eat S***.

Some people know their S***, while others can't tell the difference
between S*** and shineola.

There are lucky S***s, dumb S***s, and crazy S***s. There is bull S***,
horse S***, and chicken S***.

You can throw S***, sling S***, catch S***, shoot the S***,
or duck when the S*** hits the fan.

You can give a S*** or serve S*** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in S***.

Some days are colder than S***, some days are hotter than S***,
and some days are just plain S***ty.

Some music sounds like S***, things can look like S***, and there are times when you feel like S***.

You can have too much S***, not enough S***, the right S***, the wrong S*** or a lot of weird S***.

You can carry S***, have a mountain of S***, or find yourself up S*** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to S*** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your S***, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a S***!

Well, SH*T, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of S***. But, if you happened to catch a load of S*** from some S***-head..........
Well........SH*T Happens!!!

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Updated On: 7/20/05 at 01:01 PM

Aw... thanks you guys. Hugs are always welcome, in good times and not-so-good. It's really not huge... but still affected me more than I thought it would. And yes, it's wonderful to know we have friends we can rely on.

*5 minutes go by*

OK... I am so happy now I could scream. I just found out my nephew is getting married!

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Woo Hoo!

Frank:
We’ll have an old fashioned wedding
Blessed in the good old fashioned way
I’ll vow to love you forever
You’ll vow to love and honour and obey
Somewhere in some little chapel
Someday when orange blossoms bloom
We’ll have an old fashioned wedding
An simple wedding for an
Old-fashioned bride and groom


Annie:
I want a wedding in a big church
With bridesmaids and flower girls
A lot of ushers in tailcoats,
Reporters, and photographers
A ceremony with a bishop
who will tie the not and say
Do you agree to love and honour,
Love and honour yes, but not obey
I want a wedding that’s surrounded
By diamonds and platinum
A big reception at the Whaldorf
With Champaign and caviar
I want a wedding like the Vanderbilt’s had
Everything big not small
If I can’t have that kind of a wedding
I don’t want to be married at all.

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Great song, OTA!

uh-oh...here come the posts about Cookie's arms!

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Congrats DD...it is to a woman?

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LOL... yes Boobsie. It's to a woman. OH.. and the wedding is in Costa Rica. Yeah!

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Undi - it would have been better had it come right after Addy's post, but I had 'puter problems... *highly embarrassed now*

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Bobby...

What do you want to change in my signature? Isn't it ever so nifty??? *smirk*

Should I add more links? LOL :o)

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Beacon- You dont need to change anything in it...just change the name from signature to "stalker's corner"! hehe

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LOL, Bobby.

And, I'm sure it gives Patrick such a sense of security to know I'm out here promoting the cause--24/7. Day and Night. Tirelessly.

And, I'll bet he can't wait to meet ME at the Stage Door for "Barefoot" (unless the snipers with the tranquilizer guns take me out at the Will-Call window.)

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