Can the adults please smoke?- Page 352
Can the adults please smoke?
#8775the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:01am
Morning Fair. Sorry the date sucked. Although in my case that would be a good thing. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fair 2 Middlin
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#8776the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:06amTHAT was funny!
Thank you so much Fair. You are such a "Bewitching" HUSSY! -(DAME 12/2)
#8777the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:12amGlad to make you laugh Fair. You can't cry over spilt milk. Heck, yes you can...I always cry when I spill milk and have to clean it up. Who made up that stupid saying anyway. I'd like to pour a gallon of milk over their head and see if they cry. Let's think of other stupid sayings that you'd like to kick the person in the ass for saying it.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8778the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:14am
The grass is always greener.
ugh.
#8779the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:17am
This too shall pass.
Please !!! That's not what I want to hear right now as I'm having a break down.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8780the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:18am
Good morning. Did everyone have a wonderful weekend?
Money can't buy happiness is one saying that I can't stand.
Maybe it doesn't buy happiness but I'll take the illusion of happiness that it gives.
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#8781the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:23am"Men are crap". Damnit, that one is true!
#8782the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:25am
Good morning Orion. LOL !!! You're so right.
Weekend was fun. Saw Avenue Q yesterday...what a fun time that was.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fair 2 Middlin
Broadway Star Joined: 8/9/04
#8783the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:30am
Ugg! Cliches! I could write a book. It seems when you suffer a death you're flooded by them. Cherries/Pits, Lemons/ Lemonaide, God opening windows and the worst of all...
everything happens for a reason. Not what you want to hear in the midst of mourning.
Thank you so much Fair. You are such a "Bewitching" HUSSY! -(DAME 12/2)
#8784the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:44am
Some great quotes by women!
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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#8785the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:52am
Just one to add to SOMMS little list:
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
#8786the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:53amMorning SOMMS and Undi. Thanks for those SOMMS.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8787the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:54am
Morning all....hope all is well and everyone had a great weekend. Whats the word?
Love these quotes....some are pretty funny
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#8788the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:58amMorning all! My weekend was a Greek tragedy. It just went from bad to worse to hysterical. I was damper than BT's undies from both a good laugh and a good cry!
#8789the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:01amWhat happened SOMMS? Sounds mysterious....
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#8790the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:02am
Morning Bobby...today the word is "purpose".
Tell us all about it SOMMS.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8791the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:06am
Morning Boobs....purpose.....use it in a sentence...
I never leave home without my special purpose!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#8792the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:09am
Morning DG.
It's not a dolphin, it's a purpose.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8793the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:13am
Yes I am Undi....Its been a while since I have been sick like that. Im thinking it was brought on by stress.
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#8794the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:17am
Good morning all -
Sorry SOMMS, and I hope you're now more dry than my undies were, which, I have to say, have completely dried out.
I forgot that I have a client demo of my software at 11 - and I haven't prepared for it. There is something exciting about an impromptu speech. I'll be back after lunch to check in with you and your purposes.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8795the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:18am
Morning Boobs 
And everyone else!
I'm only here for the endolphin rush.
I need a porpoise.
Updated On: 9/27/04 at 10:18 AM
#8796the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:20amMorning BT...I hope your speech goes well. If you get nervous, just picture all you BWW friends in damp panties. I'll be standing out...in front.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8797the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:21am
Thanks SOMMS! those were great! Today I am feeling very much like the Caryn Leschen quote
"thirty five is when you finally get your headf together, and your body starts falling apart" sigh.....
BB Glad you all had a great time at Q!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#8798the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:29am
Readers Digest version. Guy I have been dating seriously for about two months doesn't call me or return call all weekend. This is my first weekend home in six weeks and we had tentative plans to get together. Don't know where I stand. Not looking good, I think. Delivered cleaning supplies to flood victims on Saturday morning. Cried from the devastation. One gay couple lost their house and everything in it (four foot high water marks throughout first floor of a ranch house. One partners father died the night before the flood and the other partner is opening a new art gallery in New Hope that has to open this weekend to meet first mortgage payment. Art was in house. I cried buckets in the buckets I delivered. Go to dinner with ex and his new boyfriend on Saturday night. It was an emotional trainwreck. Cried in car on way home. Best friend called on Sunday afternoon and suggested that I meet him at bar for tea dance to drown my sorrows over new beau. Standing alone for five minutes while he goes to the bathroom and around the corner comes my ex partner (Dan) of three years who dumped me six months ago. With him is his new boyfriend (Ted) who I was with before Dan. I'm not making this up! I haven't seen Dan in six months and still have lots of emotional scars. Am pleasant, nice, even charming and don't leave the bar until after they do. Cry all the way home and then cry myself to sleep. Get to work this morning to find out the the secretary who sits in the cubicle on the other side of me passed away on Saturday night of a massive coronary. I've known and loved Patti since I was 19. I'm crying as I type. Okay now I'm laughing because I'm crying. Hey boobs ... It sucks to be me!
#8799the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:35am
Sorry to say SOMMS..it does suck to be you today. I'm so sorry for this weekend and your friend Patti. You should've met me in the City for a few drinks. Less chance of you running into any EX's there. Although you sound like you have Ex's all over.
I have hugs for you my friend.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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