Ok, subway leg spreaders were brought up this morning...now, can I take a moment to bitch about a couple of other types that make me nuts? I just ran out to Dunkin Donuts for more coffee.
First I encounter the woman driving the Lexus SUV that is a s big as a semi and she cannot figure out how to maneuver into the space. It took her 10 minutes and the space was plenty wide enough. My feeling is is, if it's too big for you to handle, don't waste your time trying (that applies not only to vehicles).
Once I got inside I had the pleasure of being behind the person who talks on her cell phone while placing her very specific order.
"yeah, so i says to her I says...wait a minute Mahcy....yeah, I want it toastid medium with cream cheese...wait a minute Mahcy, I'm ahderin my bagel....what? I dunno, what kind of cream cheeses ya gut?....no Mahcy, I told her I would call her tonight and lett'er know...what? I didn' hear ya, what kind of cream chesses? Ya got low fat?"
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