#11501
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:20am
Thanks for all the Monterey info - I knew I asked the right people!
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#11502
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:22am
DG, you're going to LOVE it!!! it's probably one of the most beautiful places in California...
#11503
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:25am
You're off tomorrow AND Monday? Maybe I should take an excursion to NYC this weekend...
#11504
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:25am
It really, truly is! I've been four times with four different ex's. (visual of SOMMS cropping cute, blond named Dan out of Christmas photo taken on beach) 
#11505
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:33am
SOMMS..do you have an memories or pictures of you without an EX???? Remember the Beach Boy song..."Round, Round, Get around, I get around"...that sounds like your theme song.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 10/7/04 at 10:33 AM
#11506
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:39am
Twelve Rules For Living
12. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive.
11. Life is sexually transmitted.
10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
9. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
8. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.
7. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
5. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
The #1 thought for the day: You read about all these terrorists. Most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 – 15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
12. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive.
11. Life is sexually transmitted.
10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
9. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
8. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.
7. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
5. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
The #1 thought for the day: You read about all these terrorists. Most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 – 15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11507
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:40am
Can I help it that I am Pop-u-lar? Or fickle? Or, apparently, expendable! I do have two BIG boxes of photo albums and scrap books in the basement.
#11508
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:42am
By the way Boobs, my friend Crazy Dr. Dave who you will meet on Sunday night is an EX!
#11509
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:43am
SOMMS,,you should get into scrapbooking..that'll keep you busy and from bumping into EXs.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11510
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:50am
Rodney - you can take an excursion to NYC this weekend if you want, but I'm going to be out of town...
SOMMS - sweetie. I feel so protective of you now. Do I need to start screening the men in your life to make sure they're suitable for you??
Boobs - good rules. I believe most of them are true...although sweet innocent me wouldn't know about all of them
SOMMS - sweetie. I feel so protective of you now. Do I need to start screening the men in your life to make sure they're suitable for you??
Boobs - good rules. I believe most of them are true...although sweet innocent me wouldn't know about all of them
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#11511
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:51am
Miss Betty, are you available to come over this weekend? I'm going to be putting scraps of Dan, Ted, Mark, Barry, Michael, Andy, Dave, David, Charlie, and Pam in a book.
#11512
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:52am
Pam???
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#11513
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:53am
Right. SOMMS is a switch hitter?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#11514
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:54am
aaahhhhh!
Somone just came up to my desk and asked me for a report that isn't due until the 20th of the month. It's just the 9th. These people ar making me crazy
Somone just came up to my desk and asked me for a report that isn't due until the 20th of the month. It's just the 9th. These people ar making me crazy
#11515
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:55am
Um, it's the 7th.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#11516
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:56am
Okay, I was 19 (sweet, naive, in love and denial) and I asked her to marry me and she left me the week before the wedding for a 274 lb. unemployed truck driver. TRUE!
#11517
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:57am
Maybe for you, pop. We're in a different time zone...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11518
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:57am
Was the trucker male or female?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11519
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:58am
Hahaha, Rath. And SOMMS, I am for once at a loss for words.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#11520
Posted: 10/7/04 at 10:58am
oh my. Another coincidence, SOMMS...
but one that I won't share here...
but one that I won't share here...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#11521
Posted: 10/7/04 at 11:00am
How did Pam make out with the truck driver...we know where her life would've went with you...like Cher's life in "Moonstruck".....down the toilet !!! LOL !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11522
Posted: 10/7/04 at 11:00am
NYadgal, does this coincidence involve people named Pam or 274lb truck drivers, or both? Does it perhaps involve a 274lb truck driver named Pam?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
Updated On: 10/7/04 at 11:00 AM
#11523
Posted: 10/7/04 at 11:08am
Pam had two children with the (always) unemployed truck driver and had to gave up her career as a speech pathologist after he forced her to move from NC to MD where the only job she could get was as a seamstress in a factory. I had also moved from NC to MD and they ended up living ten miles away from me. He left her for another woman and she called me up asking if I'd like to reconnect. We had to have a little chat! She still sends me Christmas cards!
#11524
Posted: 10/7/04 at 11:12am
SOMMS -- you are killing me...let's get you some happy!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#11525
Posted: 10/7/04 at 11:14am
Sorry SOMMS...I beat you...mine married me...she was probably better off with a 279 pound truck drive, although she was 90 pounds wet when we got married...so he would've crushed her.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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