Joined: 12/31/69
Thanks for all the Monterey info - I knew I asked the right people!
DG, you're going to LOVE it!!! it's probably one of the most beautiful places in California...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
You're off tomorrow AND Monday? Maybe I should take an excursion to NYC this weekend...
It really, truly is! I've been four times with four different ex's. (visual of SOMMS cropping cute, blond named Dan out of Christmas photo taken on beach)
SOMMS..do you have an memories or pictures of you without an EX???? Remember the Beach Boy song..."Round, Round, Get around, I get around"...that sounds like your theme song.
Twelve Rules For Living
12. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive.
11. Life is sexually transmitted.
10. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
9. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
8. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.
7. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
5. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
The #1 thought for the day: You read about all these terrorists. Most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 – 15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
Can I help it that I am Pop-u-lar? Or fickle? Or, apparently, expendable! I do have two BIG boxes of photo albums and scrap books in the basement.
By the way Boobs, my friend Crazy Dr. Dave who you will meet on Sunday night is an EX!
SOMMS,,you should get into scrapbooking..that'll keep you busy and from bumping into EXs.
Rodney - you can take an excursion to NYC this weekend if you want, but I'm going to be out of town...
SOMMS - sweetie. I feel so protective of you now. Do I need to start screening the men in your life to make sure they're suitable for you??
Boobs - good rules. I believe most of them are true...although sweet innocent me wouldn't know about all of them
Miss Betty, are you available to come over this weekend? I'm going to be putting scraps of Dan, Ted, Mark, Barry, Michael, Andy, Dave, David, Charlie, and Pam in a book.
Pam???
Right. SOMMS is a switch hitter?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
aaahhhhh!
Somone just came up to my desk and asked me for a report that isn't due until the 20th of the month. It's just the 9th. These people ar making me crazy
Um, it's the 7th.
Okay, I was 19 (sweet, naive, in love and denial) and I asked her to marry me and she left me the week before the wedding for a 274 lb. unemployed truck driver. TRUE!
Maybe for you, pop. We're in a different time zone...
Was the trucker male or female?
Hahaha, Rath. And SOMMS, I am for once at a loss for words.
oh my. Another coincidence, SOMMS...
but one that I won't share here...
How did Pam make out with the truck driver...we know where her life would've went with you...like Cher's life in "Moonstruck".....down the toilet !!! LOL !!!
NYadgal, does this coincidence involve people named Pam or 274lb truck drivers, or both? Does it perhaps involve a 274lb truck driver named Pam?
Pam had two children with the (always) unemployed truck driver and had to gave up her career as a speech pathologist after he forced her to move from NC to MD where the only job she could get was as a seamstress in a factory. I had also moved from NC to MD and they ended up living ten miles away from me. He left her for another woman and she called me up asking if I'd like to reconnect. We had to have a little chat! She still sends me Christmas cards!
SOMMS -- you are killing me...let's get you some happy!
Sorry SOMMS...I beat you...mine married me...she was probably better off with a 279 pound truck drive, although she was 90 pounds wet when we got married...so he would've crushed her.
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