Can the adults please smoke? — Page 548
#13677
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:15am
Thanks, Pip!
But I think you have better air out there than we do here. If I take a deep breath, I might get a lungful of bus exhaust... :)
But I think you have better air out there than we do here. If I take a deep breath, I might get a lungful of bus exhaust... :)
#13678
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:19am
Actually if I take deep breathes around here I can't even tell you what I would smell...but it ain't pretty.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13679
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:20am
Yeah, but it's still BIG APPle bus exhaust...so that's different!
I guess I do see that "out with the bad air, in with the bad" might be a fruitless exercise...
Just grab another creme puff, then!
#13680
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:26am
Lots of creme puffs around here....they just don't know it yet.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13681
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:31am
Had to share this email...
Subject: Getting Along with the Vet
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband [the complainer] said OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks. And he reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's Pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!"
And he closed the door.
Now, that's getting even......
Subject: Getting Along with the Vet
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband [the complainer] said OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks. And he reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's Pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!"
And he closed the door.
Now, that's getting even......
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 10/18/04 at 11:31 AM
#13682
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:37am
Oh dear!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#13683
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:38am
I've already had six cream puffs in one sitting over the weekend. Binge eating won't be good for me either... But I'll take another cup of coffee for now...
Boobs: That is too funny!
Boobs: That is too funny!
#13684
Funny, Boobs! That one almost sounds like it could have been a true story!
Here you go, KMC...one coffee, black.
Posted: 10/18/04 at 11:46am
Here you go, KMC...one coffee, black.
#13685
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:05pm
No problems here Undi. How are you today, besides that???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13686
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:09pm
Hi Undi.
My computer is just slow in general because they installed some anti pop-up software and now everything takes forever...
Focus group is all set for 1pm. Time for me to put on my tap shoes and try to get through this one... I usually prepare for a couple of days, not hours.
Cookie - cream puffs, again...you are just killing me with temptation!
My computer is just slow in general because they installed some anti pop-up software and now everything takes forever...
Focus group is all set for 1pm. Time for me to put on my tap shoes and try to get through this one... I usually prepare for a couple of days, not hours.
Cookie - cream puffs, again...you are just killing me with temptation!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#13687
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:11pm
Pip brought them up!
#13688
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:14pm
oops - sorry. That's what I get for merely glancing at the thread instead of reading every word...
Still. You kill me with temptation whenever I read your name
(cookies...)
Still. You kill me with temptation whenever I read your name
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#13689
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:17pm
That's okay. I've got them on my mind now too....
Are the pink tap shoes all nice and shiny?
Are the pink tap shoes all nice and shiny?
#13690
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:23pm
Hello Kiddies....everyone have a nice weekend?
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#13691
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:24pm
Bobby!
Mine was okay. How was yours?
Mine was okay. How was yours?
#13692
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:27pm
Tap shoes are jeweled... gotta dazzle 'em!
Bobby! My weekend was excellent. What's new in your world??
Bobby! My weekend was excellent. What's new in your world??
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#13693
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:27pm
Give 'em the old, razzle dazzle...
#13694
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:28pm
Hey Bobbylou....waz up???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13695
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:32pm
Weekend was good....FAST! Went to New Haven last to see Jonathan in Guys and Dolls with 14 people in the cast....It was good...Sets looked like a gay bar...but the performances were pretty good
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#13696
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:39pm
Dark and Sticky?
#13697
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:40pm
No a big raked triangle!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#13698
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:41pm
Now SOMMS... Not everything looks like your bedroom.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13699
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:42pm
razzle dazzle 'em is right, Cookie! Gotta do something to make them realize I don't know what I'm talking about. I'll just ask open-ended first questions and see where it goes...
SOMMS - were your ears burning this weekend? I was talking about you. My sister and family were up for the weekend. Your sister's ears must have been burning, also!
Bobby - you were in CT, also? We could have had a party!
SOMMS - were your ears burning this weekend? I was talking about you. My sister and family were up for the weekend. Your sister's ears must have been burning, also!
Bobby - you were in CT, also? We could have had a party!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 10/18/04 at 12:42 PM
#13700
Posted: 10/18/04 at 12:44pm
Boobs, you told me that if I invited you up, you would never tell.
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