Can the adults please smoke? — Page 561
#14002
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:09am
I would like a nice granny purse.
#14003
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:09am
Well you're not going to get one from either myself nor Boobs, Eddie.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14004
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:13am
I prefer mischievous to misinformed...
#14005
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:16am
Eddie..I'm sure my Grandmother has one for you. I'll check tonight.
BTW...where's my Matthew??? I miss him.
BTW...where's my Matthew??? I miss him.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14006
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:22am
I wonder if the Queen of England auctions off her old granny purses on e-Bay?
#14007
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:24am
I've always wondered why the Queen of England even CARRIES a purse... What the hell could she possibly have in there? I doubt she carries keys. And you never see her pay for anything...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14008
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:25am
I don't about that KMC, but I'm sure that queens in America do.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14009
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:26am
Addy: She probably has a snack in there or something. Welsh rarebit, maybe? Or a jar of Marmite?
#14010
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:28am
Boobs: Would queens in America be caught dead carrying a granny purse? That could be cause for the DKNYPD to issue a summons...
#14011
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:28am
I'll bet she keeps a little silver flask in there... for a nip or two when needed...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14012
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:31am
Flask? They're big enough to hold a bottle of Bombay.
#14013
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:31am
KMC..that's why they're selling them on EBAY now...before they get caught with them, especially those tapestry ones.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14014
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:32am
Addy, that's the only thing that makes sense.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14015
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:34am
she could be hiding a can of mace in there too...
#14016
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:34am
naw, she has her corgies to protect her...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14017
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:36am
Not if she wants to ward off the nasty dogs that Princess Anne has...
#14018
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:37am
she can just place Princess Michael in their path...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14019
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:38am
That is true. She's potent enough to scare Anne's dogs away. Maybe she has Princess Michael in her granny bag...
#14020
Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:40am
Princess Michael IS a granny bag!
or, as she's known in some circles - Princess For Rent.
or, as she's known in some circles - Princess For Rent.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14021
Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:28pm
Well, they have to pay the bills SOMEhow...I can only imagine how much it costs to heat a castle!
#14022
Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:30pm
The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender,
Good looking, so refined.
Say, wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?
So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for ev'ry guy I see.
Hey, big spender, spend...
A little time with...me...me...me!
Do you wanna have fun?
How's about (fun) a few laughs?
I can show you a...good time...
Do you wanna have fun...fun...fun?
How's about (fun) a few (fun) laughs (fun)
Laughs (fun) laughs
(I can show you a...)
(fun) laughs (fun) laughs
(good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)...shhh...
What did you say you are?
How's about a ...(laugh)
I could give you some...
Are you ready for...(fun)
How would you like a...
Let me show you a ...(good time)
Hey, big spender...
Hey, big spender...
The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender.
Good looking, so refined.
Say wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?
So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey, big spender,
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Spend...a little time with ...me!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
How about a palsy?...Yeah!
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender,
Good looking, so refined.
Say, wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?
So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for ev'ry guy I see.
Hey, big spender, spend...
A little time with...me...me...me!
Do you wanna have fun?
How's about (fun) a few laughs?
I can show you a...good time...
Do you wanna have fun...fun...fun?
How's about (fun) a few (fun) laughs (fun)
Laughs (fun) laughs
(I can show you a...)
(fun) laughs (fun) laughs
(good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)
Fun, laughs (good time)...shhh...
What did you say you are?
How's about a ...(laugh)
I could give you some...
Are you ready for...(fun)
How would you like a...
Let me show you a ...(good time)
Hey, big spender...
Hey, big spender...
The minute you walked in the joint,
I could see you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender.
Good looking, so refined.
Say wouldn't you like to know
What's going on in my mind?
So, let me get right to the point,
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.
Hey, big spender,
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Spend...a little time with ...me!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
Fun...Laughs...Good Time!
How about a palsy?...Yeah!
#14023
Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:31pm
just poppin' in to say hello.
#14024
Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:35pm
Hi Marquise..how are you today pal? Did you get a car?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14025
Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:36pm
Great song, cookie! One of my favorites.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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