Can the adults please smoke?- Page 582
Can the adults please smoke?
#14525the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:22amWell, thank you kindly SOMMS....Bring it right on over...before I snap my neck off! ugh, I swear if I have to blow my nose one more time, Im gonna yank it off!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#14526the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:24amMy birthday...hmm....Its November 24th....if I remember correctly
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#14527the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:27amI just noticed your horoscope was the same as mine Fair...when is yours?
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#14528the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:27amwell GLitz -- if Bobby's not using it -- you cetainly can!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#14529the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:27am
Morning SOMMS...Your lap is free???? Now that's the funniest thing I heard in a long time. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14530the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:27am
So sorry that you aren't feeling well Bobby. SOMMS is very good at taking care of all things stuffy! (Just thought I'd insert what I know Boobs would say!) Here's my horoscope. Anybody up for Tiffany's and Saks?
It will be quite tempting to take your friends shopping -- and to treat. Get hold of yourself, or at least resolve to shop only with those who won't take advantage of you. This, too, shall pass.
#14531the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:28ammaybe I can stretch out across KMF AND SOMMS....now that might be fun!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#14532the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:29amSounds good to me Bobby! I've been told that I play well with others and share!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#14533the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:30amSOMMS shares all the time...as you can tell by all of his Ex's.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14534the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:31amOh, silly, silly boobs! It's only free to Bobby and Jerby and Eddie and well, all the guys who's names end in e's. The s's have to pay.
Fair 2 Middlin
Broadway Star Joined: 8/9/04
#14535the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:31am
December 12th.
I love how varied our interpretations of the same horoscope are.
Thank you so much Fair. You are such a "Bewitching" HUSSY! -(DAME 12/2)
#14536the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:31amWell everyone who shares well today can have an extra cookie
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#14537the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:34amMight as well give SOMMS the whole plate Mom.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
glitzguy3
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/03
#14538the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:35ami've NEVER had a problem "sharing"....
#14539the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:36amOO Boobs honey....you know I love ya like my luggage!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#14540the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:36am
I will share more than my cookies with KMF and Bobby!!
By the way gang, add another ex to my list. After two months of dating, Mr. Doylestown told me that he "doesn't feel the spark". SOMMS is on the prowl, yet again. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#14541the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:37amDamn, Doylestown!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#14542the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:38amdoesnt feel the spark???? hmmm....did you try longer matches SOMMS?
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#14543the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:40amFlame thrower, it still didn't work!
#14544the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:40am
he "doesn't feel the spark".
Why didn't you shove a fire cracker up his butt and light it...they always feel the spark after that.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14545the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:42amSOMMS on the prowl -- boy, Mr Doylsetown is a fool!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#14546the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:43amWell, he must be nuts SOMMS....
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#14547the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:43amBoobs, It's more like dynamite than a fire cracker.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#14548the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:46amSOMMS - I actually know some nice boys in D'Town... maybe next time I'm there we can have a little mixer... (but, you might already know them...)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#14549the adults will continue smoking, in this or another thread.
Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:47am
You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're bend.
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand.
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.
Kid you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead.
You can uh...You can uh...
You can uh...uh...uh...
That's how Burlesque was born.
So I uh...and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a horn...
Once I was a Schleppa,
Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa,
With my revolution in dance.
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!
Electra
She can uh... She can uh...
She can uh...uh...uh...
They'll never make her pitch.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a switch.
I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying.
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made.
Tessie Tura
All them uh and then uh...
And that uh...uh...uh...
Ain't gonna spell success.
Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with finesse.
Lady Tura is so much more then purer
Than all them other ladies because-
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause.
ALL
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because
Come on and just do mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are!
Electra
If you wanna make it,
Twinkle while you shake it.
Tura
If you wanna grind it,
Wait till you refined it.
Mazeppa
If you wanna stump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!
ALL
Get yourself a gimmick and you too,
Can be a star!
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