Well, thank you kindly SOMMS....Bring it right on over...before I snap my neck off! ugh, I swear if I have to blow my nose one more time, Im gonna yank it off!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
My birthday...hmm....Its November 24th....if I remember correctly
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
I just noticed your horoscope was the same as mine Fair...when is yours?
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
So sorry that you aren't feeling well Bobby. SOMMS is very good at taking care of all things stuffy! (Just thought I'd insert what I know Boobs would say!) Here's my horoscope. Anybody up for Tiffany's and Saks?
It will be quite tempting to take your friends shopping -- and to treat. Get hold of yourself, or at least resolve to shop only with those who won't take advantage of you. This, too, shall pass.
maybe I can stretch out across KMF AND SOMMS....now that might be fun!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
Well everyone who shares well today can have an extra cookie
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
OO Boobs honey....you know I love ya like my luggage!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
I will share more than my cookies with KMF and Bobby!!
By the way gang, add another ex to my list. After two months of dating, Mr. Doylestown told me that he "doesn't feel the spark". SOMMS is on the prowl, yet again. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!
doesnt feel the spark???? hmmm....did you try longer matches SOMMS?
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
You can pull all the stops out Till they call the cops out Grind your behind till you're bend. But you gotta get a gimmick If you wanna get a hand. You can sacrifice your sacharo Working in the back row. Bump in a dump till you're dead. Kid you gotta have a gimmick If you wanna get ahead. You can uh...You can uh... You can uh...uh...uh... That's how Burlesque was born. So I uh...and I uh... And I uh...uh...uh... But I do it with a horn... Once I was a Schleppa, Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa, With my revolution in dance. You gotta have a gimmick If you wanna have a chance!
Electra She can uh... She can uh... She can uh...uh...uh... They'll never make her pitch. Me, I uh... and I uh... And I uh...uh...uh... But I do it with a switch. I'm electrifying And I ain't even trying. I never had to sweat to get paid 'Cause if you got a gimmick Gypsy girl, you got it made.
Tessie Tura All them uh and then uh... And that uh...uh...uh... Ain't gonna spell success. Me, I uh... and I uh... And I uh...uh...uh... But I do it with finesse. Lady Tura is so much more then purer Than all them other ladies because- You gotta get a gimmick If you wanna get applause.
ALL Do something special Anything special And you'll get better because Come on and just do mimic When you gotta gimmick Take a look how different we are!
Electra If you wanna make it, Twinkle while you shake it.
Tura If you wanna grind it, Wait till you refined it.
Mazeppa If you wanna stump it, Bump it with a trumpet!
ALL Get yourself a gimmick and you too, Can be a star!
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