Can the adults please smoke?- Page 635
Can the adults please smoke?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#15851Smokin!
Posted: 10/29/04 at 11:23amooooh Addy do tell!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15858Smokin!
Posted: 10/29/04 at 11:45am
No chocolate martinis, Boobs.
Margaritas with dinner.
After dinner drinks - I stayed pink.
My friend had a pink one, then an Apple martini, then the most delicious margarita I have ever tasted (he gave me a sip)... and then we cut ourselves off.
We have to go back to try to Pear martini, and the Pumpkin martini. They looked good, too.
Oh, and the chocolate dessert, in coconut milk was FAB FAB FAB!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#15866Smokin!
Posted: 10/29/04 at 12:06pm
Addy,
I was a First Class Girl Scout, too. Our Senior and Cadette troups (in my home town) worked on the requirements together and we all made it. We even got a (pre-fab) congratulatory letter from President Jimmy Carter (am feeling quite old, now.)
Anyhow, I'm now a Merit Badge Counselor (Genealogy) for our local Boy Scout Troop and I sit on Eagle Board of Reviews. Scouting must be in my blood!
Wow...
Now am am uber craving Thin Mint cookies.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#15867Smokin!
Posted: 10/29/04 at 12:06pm
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them BOOBS sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 10/29/04 at 12:06 PM
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15870Smokin!
Posted: 10/29/04 at 12:20pm
I'm dressed up as an Advertising Executive who has too much to do and is hopelessly addicted to a message board...
We are having a Halloween pizza party in the conference room... I'm giving out prizes for various costume categories. Friday fun! 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15873Smokin!
Posted: 10/29/04 at 12:25pm
LOL, Rath. I should have done that...
ok - here are some bad jokes for Halloween. They are posted all over our conference room...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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