I threw Boobs a granola bar. You want me to stand out there and hold the flashlight?! I'm inside watching Trading Spouses, a show I'm applying for if he doesn't DIG FASTER!!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Distractions? I am really good at distractions! What do you need me to do?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Bboobs is digging a hole for Grandma in his backyard. He's PMing RightSaidRick for tips. Rath threw Bboobs a granola bar to keep his strength up but then refused to hold a flashlight so Bboobs could see where he was digging...
*stops to take a breath*
And we don't want the neighbors seeing what Bboobs is doing
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Beacon...that's the first thing that I put on. She kicked a guy there once who was trying to rob her house...he was sorry he picked her house..believe me.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good morning all. Coffee is brewing..gonna be along night with the election.
Thanks for the tips Cookie. Don't need to worry about dentures..she just never bothered with them...she just gums her food. I encountered one problem..her Fat ass doesn't fit in the coffin !!! Now I have to return it to Costco and see if they have an extra wide one. Now more work for me..I have to try getting off the vaseline and crisco that I was greasing the sides up with hoping that would slide her butt in easier. She screamed like a little school girl. UGH !!! Isn't anything easy?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thanks for the java hon! Just got back fromthe polls. The lines here were a bit long but a short ballot. MA didn't have a Governor's race and no Senate race this year, so just a House seat was up. 3 simple questions on my ballot. Took less than 5 minutes. So remember to vote!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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