Can the adults please smoke?- Page 649

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:28pm

He's been PMing me Beacon.


Back to digging.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:29pm

I'm bored.

*rings doorbell and runs away*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:31pm

Rath,

Hold the flashlight so Boobs can see...

Maybe we can get Bobby and Undi and Mom and the other adults to create a distraction so the neighbors won't notice any suspicious activity.

Updated On: 11/1/04 at 08:31 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:33pm

I threw Boobs a granola bar. You want me to stand out there and hold the flashlight?! I'm inside watching Trading Spouses, a show I'm applying for if he doesn't DIG FASTER!!!!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:35pm

Uh oh, Bboobs...Rath's tone sounds a bit frustrated...

Doesn't RightSaidRick have any quick-n-easy backyard burial ideas?

[mominator]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:50pm

Distractions? I am really good at distractions! What do you need me to do?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:03pm

Bboobs is digging a hole for Grandma in his backyard.
He's PMing RightSaidRick for tips.
Rath threw Bboobs a granola bar to keep his strength up but then refused to hold a flashlight so Bboobs could see where he was digging...

*stops to take a breath*

And we don't want the neighbors seeing what Bboobs is doing

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:04pm

Okay, I'll go out and hold the flashlight now. At least out there I can get away from the damn Bush/Kerry threads all over this board.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:06pm

Rath,

Check out the Trading Spouses thread.

And...everyone, check out the vintage pics that RightSaidRick is posting on the Eddie Varley thread. They are a hoot!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:10pm

Okay,the hole is done... Now I'm off to Costco for the coffin.

Updated On: 11/1/04 at 09:10 PM

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:12pm

Um, Boobs? I don't think Costco sells them. Maybe yours does, though. Poor Grandma. Has no idea what awaits her.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:16pm

bdwaygirl darling...didn't you read this awhile back???

http://uk.biz.yahoo.com/040818/244/f0m1j.html

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:16pm

I'm more worried about Bboobs...Grandma didn't live this long by pure luck.

Rath...have you got something besides a flashlight to help subdue her? Garlic?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:18pm

Beacon..forget about Garlic...she eats them like we eat potato chips. She is petrified of mice though.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:21pm

Oh. Definitely missed that one. Interesting concept.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:22pm

So...you and Rath will be wearing Mouseketeer Ears when this goes down?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:24pm

Everyone...check out the Eddie Varley pics that RSR is posting on the Welcome EV thread.

A prom photo, etc. It is fabulous!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:24pm

Got the ears already....Rath looks so cute in hers.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 9:33pm

Be sure to wear a cup, Bboobs... Grandma sounds fiesty.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 10:15pm

Beacon...that's the first thing that I put on. She kicked a guy there once who was trying to rob her house...he was sorry he picked her house..believe me.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 10:45pm

Boobs: Don't forget to line the ditch with lye... And to find a way to ditch the dentures...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 11:14pm

blah blah blah...

what's new?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/1/04 at 11:22pm

Rehearsal was good. Love the music. Long day, though.

Am eating cold pizza for dinner... so sad!

Got my tickets for the Pippin concert, so am very happy about that!

What's new with you??

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 7:35am

Good morning all. Coffee is brewing..gonna be along night with the election.

Thanks for the tips Cookie. Don't need to worry about dentures..she just never bothered with them...she just gums her food. I encountered one problem..her Fat ass doesn't fit in the coffin !!! Now I have to return it to Costco and see if they have an extra wide one. Now more work for me..I have to try getting off the vaseline and crisco that I was greasing the sides up with hoping that would slide her butt in easier. She screamed like a little school girl. UGH !!! Isn't anything easy?

[mominator]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 8:11am

Thanks for the java hon! Just got back fromthe polls. The lines here were a bit long but a short ballot. MA didn't have a Governor's race and no Senate race this year, so just a House seat was up. 3 simple questions on my ballot. Took less than 5 minutes.
So remember to vote!