Can the adults please smoke?- Page 711

[Pip]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:20pm

I bet you do, Boobs...and I'm sitting here blushing because I so TOTALLY posted that request innocently without thinking about what I was saying or where!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:21pm

Pip...

Pip...

Pip...

*shakes her head sadly*

Are the hands that bring me my hot chocolate and whipped cream going to be sullied?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:24pm

Bobby,

Good luck with the headhunter and good thoughts going your way that you'll be gainfully employed before the Holidays. :o)

[Pip]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:24pm

Not to worry, beacon. I'm very conscious of washing my hands...a lot!

[Bobby457]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:25pm

*sitting next to Beacon*

My dear, dear Pip....

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:26pm

boobs...i've got the banana to go with your cream...

[Bobby457]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:27pm

there is that gutter again! man I love it down here!

[Pip]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:28pm

Ah-hem....So..About that potato salad recipe...

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:29pm

bobby...it's pretty bad when we have to climb UP to get to the gutter! =)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:29pm

What is everyone talking about??? I make my creme with confections sugar, heavy cream and just the right amount of pure vanilla extract. I wish you'd all get your minds out of the gutter. Beacon I'm surprised at you even going down that road.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:32pm

*smacks her forehead on the table*

Pip...Pip...Pip...where did I go wrong?...

*dabs at her eyes with delicate lace hanky*

Glitz! Bboobs! There has to be enough of Pip to go around. His strength and sweetness must be preserved... Bobby, talk to them!

I can NOT be expected to refresh my rootbeer or fetch my scones myself, can I? *poses like Scarlett O'Hara in GWTW*

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:33pm

I am shocked! Shocked and appalled, I tell you, at the filthy level of discourse here in our beloved thread today!

Glitz, are you done beating yet?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:34pm

Beacon..I see you more as Prissy in GWTW. "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies."

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:36pm

dg...i'm still beating...sorry....i like it extra creamy!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:40pm

Almost the right consistency....*beats faster*...ahhhhh...I've arrived at the perfect creaminess.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:40pm

Prissy!?! Prissy!?!

*dials Grandma and has a whispered conversation. Words like
"excruciating" and "untraceable" can be heard.*

*blows out a deep cleansing breath* *dials RightSaidRick*

Come here, Bboobs...give Beacon a big old hug...

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:41pm

*BLOWS WHISTLE LOUDLY*

Whoa, whoa, whoa...back away from the kitchen appliances!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:43pm

You Tell 'em DG!

*blows whistle*

Hetrosexual female on the deck!!! And she's not carrying any Midol.

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:44pm

oh boobs...you do provide wonderful cream....may i add my banana?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:45pm

*points Glitz and Bboobs to their Time-Out Chairs*

*gives Pip ear muffs*

[Bobby457]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:46pm

Speak for yourself my dear!

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:47pm

pip will learn soon enough...so let him witness this...it will give him a foretaste of the feast to come...

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:49pm

*throws hands in air and goes off to find out why Yahoo is taking so DANGED long to post the new POTO film trailer that was promised for today*

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:49pm

If the beating is through, I'm waiting to lick something over here . . .

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:50pm

Glitz I'm ready for your banana now...put it in the middle and work it towards the outside....go easy...I don't want the cream going all over the place...that's it. You do that so well. This isn't the first time you made this... is it???