Can the adults please smoke?- Page 796
Can the adults please smoke?
#19882Smokin!
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:09pmThe blue box with the ribbon tied ever just so!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#19888Smokin!
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:14pm
Words Women Use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say, "You're Welcome."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#19891Smokin!
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:21pmPip, when I was in grad school in Chicago I lived a block from the opera and 3 blocks from Marshall Fields. It was dangerous. Very dangerous. I think Glitz will be a good shopping buddy this weekend. Thos. Pink has lovely shirts. They won't recognize you at the office on Monday.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#19898Smokin!
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:37pm
Crap, and he stole the jade bean Tiffany cufflinks that I bought for Cookie! I thought they'd go with his pendant...er, you know his OTHER pendant!!
The sound of a credit card swipe is much less satisfying than the old fashioned cha-ching...But I'll deal with it...
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