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#20976

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can I redeem my frequent flyer miles?
#20977

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Oh I'm feeling very inconvenienced - what exactly does the in cabin service offer to make things up.
#20978

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KMF_AIR is also pleased to remind you that today being Friday, we have Mojitos in addition to our regular in-cabin services -- again, welcome aboard to all hussys and other passengers
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20979

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Kansas -- the in-flight entertainment starts once wehit the comfortable cruisng altitude -- right now we are just enjoying the pre-departure fun...one can;t be a part of the mile high club when parked at the gate!

and Boobs...your feeble attempt to act as an air traffic controller have no impact on this flight -- of course we can hold the flight until 4:20 so you can FLY WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20980

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Yes but are you a member of the Tarmac club yet.
#20981

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I'm in the mood for a little Jimmy...

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don't look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw
Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#20982

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Kansas -- I am presdient of tha Tarmac Club!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20983

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who needs to get drunk for that?
#20984

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Seriously, Addy - STOP FLIRTING WITH ME THIS INSTANT.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20985

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Thanks K for being so sweet and you know I love flying your airline...reminds me of that movie "Dyna-stud"..but I must take care of Mr. Rask.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20986

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Rath... LOL!

Cookie...you don't have to get drunk, but I figured it might be fun this afternoon...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#20988

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K damn that means I would have to serve under you!
#20989

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the screwing or the drinking?
#20990

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Boobs, you can certainly bring Mr Rask...there's plenty of room and we even have private cabins on KMF_Air -- now admit you posted the flight delay in error and rescind you evil pot-stirrer and get your sweet self on board!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20991

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well, both!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#20992

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Dearest GOD! If this day moves any slower, we'll all be going backwards! May the adults PLEASE leave their day jobs and just go HOME?
"I am not 'a' Eunice Burns. I am THE Eunice Burns!!!"
#20993

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evil pot stirrers mess up the soup...
#20994

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Yes. I give you permission.

Just come over to MY home so you can all play with me, ok?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#20995

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Virgil -- join the flight -- we are all waiting for the start to our weekend!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#20996

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*grabs her coat and purse before Addy changes her mind*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20998

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Playtime!

My People magazine just arrived... this day just keeps getting better!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#20999

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Addy...open mouth..insert foot.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#21000

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some toe licking action going on there?
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