Better Paris Hilton than Anna Nicole! Now once I say, "Aaah waaaahnt yooou to make beee--aa--oootifuhhh dueehhts with meee...hee heeeee!" and stagger off stage, you have my permission to kick me right in the face.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell