Oh Ellie, I've got my eye on cookies and more cookies tonight. Downed with chocolate milk, no less. Seriously, I've gotten fat over the last 2 weeks.
Som, eww, really? *cringe* Are there no microwaves in Ohio?
Oh! Oh! By the way! I learned a NEW Ohio city! (Am I F*CKing awesome or what??)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell