Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Bono is past it, no?? An old man, yes?? And who wants to be squashed into a sweaty stadium on a hot summers night, listening to four old men singing golden oldies!?? Not me, I tell ya! Not me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not.....meeeeeee *sobs uncontrollably*
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Aw, Ellie! It's okay, it's going to be okay. *holds Ellie* Shh, it's okay, it's okay.
You don't need Bono to be happy.
*grabs extra large box of Kleenex*
Ellie, who's in your avatar?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
I can answer!! Nigella Lawson. LOVE her cooking show!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Thank you Allie - that is indeed Ms.Nigella Lawson, Domestic Goddess. She can help me get over that crowd o' drunk paddys...
*scurries to nearest Nigella book*
Aww poor Ellie
**tries to console Ellie, gives up and hands her alcohol**
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
I love it when Nigella cooks in her PJ's. That's awesome.
ok, so now i only need 3 more people (unless tiff does an offer, then it's 2). please help me! i'm desperate for an ipod!
http://www.mp3players4free.com/default.aspx?r=24595
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
It's fun when she makes love to the kitchenware too...
Nigella - "Sometimes I like to lick the spoon like so...(proceeds to demonstrate fellatio on spoon)...ohhhh...yeahh...(gratuitous close-up of her mouth)....bad spoon..."
Aha! Alcohol! Thanks Cam!!!
Updated On: 2/1/05 at 12:10 AM
Oooh, why are we performing fellatio on a spoon?
Anytime Ellie my dear anytime..
*pats Ellie's hair consolingly*
Yeah, Ellie. Totally. U2's over the hill. They're SOOOO '80s. I mean, ew! Bono doesn't look that good in tight...black...leather...pants...and I mean, The Edge? Pah! The Edge of what? Senility? Who needs them? You sure don't! In fact, neither do I! Yes I do. I just won't buy tickets on Saturday! Oh, yes I am. I hope. And who'll be sorry to have lost our business? Yup! Those 4 goddamn money grubbing gerrys! Well, that part's true.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Thank you, Tiff.
That's so true! At least I think so - that small print is very hard to read. What were you saying? Bitch. They're so past their use- by- date they couldn't even think up cool 'hip' names for those other two eejits, Larry Moron and Adam Clayhip. Aren't gerrys German? They're Irish, woman! Alco leprechauns.
You are too funny Miss Tiffy!
Okay, guys, I need help. My voice teacher was approached by a casting lady to submit students to audition for a new reality show for R&B/pop singers. He suggested that I try out, but I told him I wasn't comfortable doing it and I didn't think I was ready. I'm not a pop singer. So apparently he told her about me anyway, and she called to ask me to audition on Friday. So I call back and ask her what the requirements are, and it's three songs, two with backing tracks and one a cappella. First of all, I don't have anything prepared and wouldn't know what to sing, and second of all, I'm still not comfortable with this. What should I do??
I'm not here. Ignore me. Ignore me. Anyway Shub, I'd help, but Cam forgot to remind everyone of the detox in her signing off post in the wee hours of this morning. None of the regulars on this one, Random and the Bitches thread are supposed to be online until 3amEST tomorrow so we can detox from BWW. So uh, I shouldn't be here either. But I thought I should remind everyone - including you missy!
Okay, now I'm gone. G'bye love!
PS. My advice is, if you're not comfortable, and I can understand why you wouldn't be, then don't go for it. Honestly, there are so many of those talent reality shows that it may not help your career much - if anything, it may hinder it and give you notoriety. So hold out. But that's just my 2c. Now get yer ass offline! (I say this cuz I luv ya.)
*runs off before any of the regulars find her - in which case, what are THEY doing online too?*
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
Well if it was me, I'd stay away from reality shows. I mean it's a quick start to fame but it can also destory your privacy. If your not comfortable, go with that gut feeling, because it could be bad news for you.
Thanks, Tiff and glory.
*runs away to detox*
I'm coachbussing.
3rd page guys?? wow there is no angst? I'm impressed..
no angst? who would have thought it?
Hi, btw!
Well that isn't entirely true actually.. I have plenty of angst.. just none that I care to post at the moment..
hehe...join the club, shibby...
I could angst all day, but I'll refrain.
the 5th amendment is my friend!!
and WTF how is the title deep purple?? does that look Deep Purple to you?
uh...looks red to me.
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