"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
Okay, you know how GovernorSlaton and I are getting hitched? Well, NuggetMonkeys is very upset with me. He wants us to get married, and because I love them both so much, I can't decide between the two. Who should I marry?
Yah know what, Monkey, that is the last straw! I try my hardest to be nice 'round these parts and not saying anything too absurdly dumb, and yet nobody wants to marry me! Then you get proposals up the patootie and it makes me want to cry! I love you, Monkey, I really do, but what do you have to be so popular? (Whatever you do, don't start singing!)
As for your actual question: Duh, you already promised the Gov'na, you can't go around cheatin'!
I have a question. How are you actually going to do the "getting married"?
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
Just got my crimson wave in the middle of my criminology lecture, had to sit awkwardly for like an hour, and then climb over about 30 people to run to the bathroom, where I found a lovely big red dot smack on my favorite DKNYs which all 30+ people must've seen. Then I had to go around school for the next 6 hours with it. With no Midol. And I've got a midterm and 3 assignments tomorrow. I could cry.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Good luck insomniak! I really do think proofs were invented to screw me over.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
Nope. And I don't intend to. My twelve-year old sister has bigger boobs than me. I'm like... I don't even KNOW. Something in the As. Small. I'm tall and mostly skinny with a few curves.
-I'm crying because a ten year old has bigger breasts than me! No, seriously, I'm crying from laughter. Have you read it?-
I've read it. I didn't comment because it wasn't worth my time and I wanted to thread to sink fast. Sheesh. Anyone who comes to a *BROADWAY* message board to ask people to SEND THEM BRAS because they are 10 years old and arent allowed to get one needs some serious help, or a new hobby (If not both). First of all, I SERIOUSLY doubt a 10 year old could have breasts that big or know what a 'huge rack' is. If they were telling the truth, it's still sad, because they were asking for people-they've-never-met's bras, and probably giving out their address. Oy vey.
Word, NoDay. My money is it's Matt_G or someone of that ilk. "SOMEONE SEND ME A BRA FOR MY BIG RACK!" I mean, really. Not a 10 year old. But the responses are highly amusing.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
A life? People around here are allowed one of those? Crap!
And Monkeybaby...I believe that mystery quote was from Ms. Winona Ryder in "Beetlejuice"
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
I would think since most of the people that post on this thread are under 25, then they are at school. I just walked through the door about 30 mins ago.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
ah hush youngster....I keep forgetting not too many of you are in the same time-zone as me. OOPS!
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
hooray...we're all showing up now. let the party begin.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
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