the only horoscope that i follow religiously is
http://www.georgianicols.com. She's great. The day I got accepted into my university (after months of thinking I'd be stuck with community college), she wrote, "Your problems with higher education will be solved." The day my boyfriend dumped me on our anniversary, she said that my rollercoaster of a love life with come to a halt today.
Spooky.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell