Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
I have a pretty link down there. It's me!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
I don't knit.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
So we have:
me-the angsty artsy teen
Slaton-the cute gay younger brother
Tiff-the decrepid old grandmother.
I ain't decrepid, you silly-nilly wretches!
Anyone else want to join our family?
And no, nia, I don't think I could.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Can I be the cute cousin you secretly have a crush on?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Only if you're Catherine Zeta-Jones... then I'm all over you. Even if you are my cousin.
OOOH! I WANNA BE IN!
Hey Ellie! 11 states banned gay marriage, but 26 allow cousins to marry!
Ya F*CKin' weirdos!
Monkey can be Skipper!
And Ak is who I'll call...Mini-ME! <-- you know, I accidentally wrote Mimi-Me. Nice.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Nia is happy to be the angsty artsy girl, but Ak can be Tiff's slave.
That's F*CKed up. Really. Incest but no homosexuals.
*shakes head*
Depressing state our country is in. AND these annoying guys in my group for a project have NOT emailed me thier parts. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Sorry, got angsty for a minute.
It's okay, lovettespies, this is the right thread for that!
**send in the team of ANGST THREAD CONSOLERS!**
I got so stressed today I almost smoked. That's bad.
ouch, that IS bad Tiff, I'm sorry.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
...and this thread is turning into an 80's health video. Painful to watch.
I don't do it because it's good for me!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
No, no, no...that won't do. Smoking is NOT nice, even if you're Carrie Bradshaw.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Well of course you don't, but that doesn't change the facts.
True, but everyone has their self-destructive vice. Some binge eat. Some couch potato themselves. I smoke. A bit.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Keep it up, and soon your throat will be so full of phleghm that when you talk people will think you're underwater!
And your hair, skin, teeth will all turn gray.
And you'll go blind, deaf and dumb.
And begin to smell...until you're left all on your own with police cones around you, and a stray Japanese tourist snapping pictures to show the folks back home what freaks those ker-azy Canadians are.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
I don't think I have one... not physically.
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