Okay you crazy kids! I'm only writing on this board because it needs to be bumped, and I'm sad for Ak that her thread is about to be post-counting-surpassed by the Random thread if we don't keep this one up!
I'll do my Shanghai kid story tomorrow, and then I'll...I dunno. Create some tension at work so I'll have something interesting to tell.
Detained refugee: I want a lawyer.
Me: *whap!*
Detained refugee: Ow!
Me: Sorry, I gotta go online for a sec.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell