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#277

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

It said your spouses are very cruel.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#278

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

I think it said...."today you should learn the song Mr.Cellophane".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#279

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

That's why we hesitate to get into long term relationships! Now it all makes sense.........
#280

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That's every day, Boobs.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#281

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Awwwww......wifey you know we're just playing with you. Now I must say good-night...time to go pick up the boys.

Love You too Moonie !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#282

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

I love you both anyway. I have that abused spouse mindset - I love those who are cruel to me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#283

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Your Horoscope 9/6/2005:
A few bumps in the road won't throw your day off track permanently as long as you're able to stay flexible. In fact, if you view unexpected events as opportunities for learning, your day might be more enriching than you thought!


All I want to do is go back to bed..is that so wrong????
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#284

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Not if you test mattresses for a living or work as a prostitute.


As for me, flexibility is my middle name, so I'm good.
#285

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Hey..where's our wife? I hear MO was on Jerry Lewis this weekend...I wonder if she caught her.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#286

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

When I last heard from her last night she didn't say anything about Mo. But she's rather excited about some big news of her own!
#287

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

She's pregnant??????????
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#289

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Is it yours or mine?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#291

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I don't care whose baby it is - you're both gorgeous and smart. We'll find out when it arrives.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#292

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Your Horoscope 9/7/2005:
Beating yourself up over making a decision is something you want to avoid right now -- plus, that pessimistic mindset could become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Instead, resolve to make the best of things, and see how well it goes.

This is so true today.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#293

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Where is my beautiful wife today???
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#294

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

She must be busy...I haven't seen her all day.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#295

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

She hasn't been on. My poor overworked, overstressed darling.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#296

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Time for a massage Rath...now get your ass on that train and give it to her !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#297

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I can't - I'm working a double today! Can you fill in?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#298

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Only if i can do her husband too.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#299

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

That's between you and him. Now go take care of my girl.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#300

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Ok, you know, the horoscopes freak me out a bit when they essentially quote what I just said the day before.

Hope everyone is having a good day.
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