*reads horoscope - flees from thread*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Your Horoscope 9/12/2005:
Usually, you and your conscience are pretty well acquainted, but there might be something deeply buried in your psyche that you've been trying to work around for a little too long. Drag it out into the light, and you'll feel so much better.
I like to drag it out in the dark.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
This thread gets scarier every day.
Your Horoscope 9/13/2005:
Assuming that someone else has their life totally under control while you're a big mess isn't just a fantasy, it's dangerous, too. Remind yourself that part of being human is to have problems, and don't beat yourself up about them.
Problems??? Can we talk?
Yeah. Talk to me about your problems, Cancers. Go ahead.
*runs*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I have a problem - my life has never been a big mess. Am I missing something?
Yes. But don't worry - it's nothing to wish for.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Maybe I'm delusional and it IS a mess. I think I can live with my delusions.
Now, what can I beat myself up over?
You don't have anything to beat yourself up over. You didn't quit your perfect day job in order to become a middle-aged actress and completely ruin your life, for pete's sake.
Do we know someone who would do such a stupid thing Wifey? *runs and hides*
No. Of course not - who on this board would be that stupid???
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Well, in alphabetical order........
No one I know *whistles*
Thanks for the support, my loving Cancerian spouses.
Hello??? Anyone home??
Your Horoscope 9/14/2005:
Suppress any involuntary eye-rolling even if someone's 'great new idea' sounds like a bunch of self-indulgent hooey to you. In fact, if you can keep your mind ever so slightly open, you might learn something that will actually be useful later.
Oooppss..got caught up in work..imagine that !!!
*rolls eyes*
I haven't seen your wife-in-law around today anyway.
Thank God....otherwise I wouldn't know which hole to poop out of.
I KNOW. She can be pretty...um...what's the word I'm looking for?
Physical?
Yes. Yes, that's it. And hey, sometimes that's a good thing...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
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