Cancerians...all are welcomed. — Page 14

#326

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/9/05 at 10:39am

*reads horoscope - flees from thread*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#327

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/9/05 at 10:50am

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

#328

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/12/05 at 10:05am

Your Horoscope 9/12/2005:
Usually, you and your conscience are pretty well acquainted, but there might be something deeply buried in your psyche that you've been trying to work around for a little too long. Drag it out into the light, and you'll feel so much better.


I like to drag it out in the dark.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#329

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/12/05 at 11:10am

Oh my. Just, oh my.

#330

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/12/05 at 11:11am

This thread gets scarier every day.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#331

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 9:23am

Your Horoscope 9/13/2005:
Assuming that someone else has their life totally under control while you're a big mess isn't just a fantasy, it's dangerous, too. Remind yourself that part of being human is to have problems, and don't beat yourself up about them.



Problems??? Can we talk?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#332

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 9:50am

Yeah. Talk to me about your problems, Cancers. Go ahead.


*runs*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#333

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 9:58am

I have a problem - my life has never been a big mess. Am I missing something?

#334

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 9:59am

Yes. But don't worry - it's nothing to wish for.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#335

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 10:01am

Maybe I'm delusional and it IS a mess. I think I can live with my delusions.


Now, what can I beat myself up over?

#336

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 10:02am

You don't have anything to beat yourself up over. You didn't quit your perfect day job in order to become a middle-aged actress and completely ruin your life, for pete's sake.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#337

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 10:07am

Do we know someone who would do such a stupid thing Wifey? *runs and hides*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#338

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 10:11am

No. Of course not - who on this board would be that stupid???

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#339

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 10:17am

Well, in alphabetical order........

#340

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 10:17am

No one I know *whistles*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#341

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/13/05 at 10:18am

Thanks for the support, my loving Cancerian spouses.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#342

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 12:41pm

Hello??? Anyone home??

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#343

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 12:43pm

Your Horoscope 9/14/2005:
Suppress any involuntary eye-rolling even if someone's 'great new idea' sounds like a bunch of self-indulgent hooey to you. In fact, if you can keep your mind ever so slightly open, you might learn something that will actually be useful later.


Oooppss..got caught up in work..imagine that !!!
*rolls eyes*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#344

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 12:45pm

I haven't seen your wife-in-law around today anyway.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#345

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 12:46pm

Thank God....otherwise I wouldn't know which hole to poop out of.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#346

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 12:49pm

I KNOW. She can be pretty...um...what's the word I'm looking for?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#347

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 12:58pm

Physical?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#348

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 12:59pm

Yes. Yes, that's it. And hey, sometimes that's a good thing...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#349

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 1:00pm

HEY NOW!!!!!!!!!!

#350

re: Cancerians...all are welcomed.

Posted: 9/14/05 at 1:00pm

crap

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson