Catherine Zeta-Jones — Page 2

#26

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:26pm

Psh, sorry kids. It was me...mwahahah!!!

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What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.

#27

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:26pm

aww dammit, I thought I was the butterfly!
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

I'm sorry guys. I won't do it again. Promise.

#28

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:28pm

Oh, we forgive you, dear. Just give her to us, soo...we can...um.....check up on her.....

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Real men are tenors.

#29

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:31pm

Ok, Judy, you've had your fun... now hand her over!

#30

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:48pm

IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!!!

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#31

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 8:08pm

OMG! I WATCHED THIS TOTALLY AWESOME MOVIE ON THE CONSPIRACYTHEORY TODAY!!!

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Real men are tenors.

#32

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 8:43pm

AAAHHHHHH CHANGING SUBJECT!!!


it's aaaaaaaaaaall a part of the plan, isnt it... who you kidnapping now when discussing something else??

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#33

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:09pm

Spider is the Don of our Catherine Mob and he hasn't shown up. If someone steals her from him, he will have me (and other Catherine mobsters) put a horse head in your beds.

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Thou giveth fever.

#34

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:24pm

Someone tried to steal my Catherine away from me? This is war people. Get out those pitchforks and tourches.......we're going a huntin', and there is no mercy for the ones that tried to do this to my Catherine. I want their scalps.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#35

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:25pm

HE'S ALIVE!!!! AND FREE!!!!!


nice cover up spider, but we know it was you


WE MISSED YOU THOUGH!!!

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#36

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:25pm

:-P

You'll have a hard time getting mine! Cath and I are enjoying a lovely honeymoon in Tahiti.

#37

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:28pm

No one comes between me and my Catherine.........NO ONE!!!!!!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#38

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:28pm

is that your statement in court ?

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#39

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:30pm

After I kill whoever tried to take her? You better believe it.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#40

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:30pm

alright, lets go hunt them down!!!!

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#41

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:33pm

"Catherine, sweety.......can you give me a tongue bath real quick?"

Oh, wait. Did I just type that out loud. DANG IT!!!! My cover is blown.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#42

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:33pm

I hope you are enjoying the imposter I set you up with, Spider. I would only do it for a friend.

#43

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:35pm

uh oh... this could get dirty

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#44

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:35pm

lol

#45

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:35pm

Wait.....she is a Catherine fem bot? Ahhhh, she has nipples of steel. Insomniak, I am leaving my computer right now to hunt you down for this mockery. **leaves computer**

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#46

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:37pm

See Spider, the fake thing ain't bad. Now Catherine is very eagar, I can't keep her waiting...

#47

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:37pm

I'm sorry Insomniak, but you have Catherine's imposter's imposter. The real deal is in my basement trying on outfits.

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Thou giveth fever.

#48

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:38pm

i'm i the only one here concerned with catherine's well-being?!?!

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#49

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:40pm

Oh, zepka, she's more than fine... very, very fine in this little outfit... I love me some red lace on her.

#50

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:41pm

send pics and i'll let you off the hook then

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