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#51

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sorry, Insomniak. She is at my house wearing black leather.
Thou giveth fever.
#52

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

does she have a twin that she's not telling us about?
::bust a move::
#53

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Nope, that's a clone, Lea. I make 'em for lots of people.
#54

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

does the government know about this?!?!



eh, nevermind... they wouldnt be mad... afterall, it is catherine
::bust a move::

Updated On: 9/13/04 at 09:44 PM

#55

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'm sorry--I didn't mean to kidnap her--she's just sooooo darn sexy!
#56

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

insomniak, exactly how many clones have you made?
::bust a move::
#57

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

I use my powers for good, not evil, Zepka. If all goes well, Bush will be replaced in the near future.

Ebonic, did you break into the CloneCloset?
#59

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

You got all your clones mixed up so much Insomniak that you can no longer tell who is the real Catherine. That is how I snuck into your house before Spider got there and stole her and replaced her without you being able to tell the difference.
Thou giveth fever.
#60

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Lea, Catherine never leaves my side. Trust me, it's her. I know her quite well in every way, I would recognize a fake.
#61

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

No, that's just your siamese twin. Perhaps you should invest in glasses. re: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Thou giveth fever.
#62

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Yeah I did--I thought I saw something shiny and couldn't help myself.
#63

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

My contacts work fine, trust me. And Catherine and I couldn't do all the fun things we do if we were attached... Those positions would be impossible.
#64

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Once Spider is back we are going to have a smack down to see who gets to keep her once and for all.

Judy, you should join too!
Thou giveth fever.
#65

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

this is getting scary... i think we need to return the real catherine and you can then play with the clones re: Catherine Zeta-Jones
::bust a move::
#66

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'll let you kids have your delusions while Cath and I play with whipped cream.
#67

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

::puts 'Chicago' dvd in'::

there. all better. catherine in skimpy costumes. i swear if i ever go bi, it will be catherine's fault
#68

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

You and everyone else, NDBT. Did you enjoy having post 69 with Catherine? re: Catherine Zeta-Jones
#70

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

calm down, calm down.
Since the start of the Catherine obsession on this board, the make-out order has been as follows...
1. ME (judy)
2. Spidey
3. Insomniak
4. BytheSword.
The rest may form a line...

......... here. :)
#71

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

dont get her mixed up with the clones re: Catherine Zeta-Jones
::bust a move::
#72

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

*gets in line behind bytheswod, shyly* Take your time, guys. This will be my first make-out session.
Real men are tenors.
#73

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Ohh---cuts line---
#74

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Go ahead, Ebonic. I just decided I don't want to. I'M SCARED!!
Real men are tenors.
#75

re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Judy still has to make that video then she is mine folks. BEST STEP BACK BEFORE SOMEONE GETS B**CH SLAPPED UP IN THIS MUG!!!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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