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Celebrate the hole!

Posted: 6/5/09 at 7:44am

Happy National Doughnut Day! Dunkin Donuts is acknowledging the occasion by giving away a free donut with the purchase of ANY beverage. I pass three DDs on my way to work.

It is indeed a great country in which we live.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Posted: 6/5/09 at 8:25am

Buying 3 donuts is probably cheaper than buying 1 or 2 beverages.

Plus, if you pass 3 DDs, you're gonna be peeing all day. Unless, you share those drinks!

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Posted: 6/5/09 at 8:32am

"Plus, if you pass 3 DDs, you're gonna be peeing all day."

I'm a 48 year-old man. 'Peeing all day' is just another day for me.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Posted: 6/5/09 at 8:36am

"Plus, if you pass 3 DDs, you're gonna be peeing all day."

How do you think they came up with the tagline "America runs on Dunkin'?"

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Posted: 6/5/09 at 12:04pm

lol, D2!

Yeah, I'm thinking it would be cheaper to just buy the doughnuts rather than the drinks. If not, they're charging too much. A doughnut should be no more than a dollar, IMO.

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Posted: 6/5/09 at 12:10pm

Krispy Kreme is also offering a free donut, but you don't have to buy anything.

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Posted: 6/5/09 at 12:14pm

Oh, I was hoping this post was about something...less fattening.

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celebrate the hole!

Posted: 6/5/09 at 12:18pm

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celebrate the hole!

Posted: 6/5/09 at 12:33pm

"As you make your way through life, let this ever be your goal, keep your eye upon the doughnut and not upon the hole."

Truer words were never spoken.

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Posted: 6/5/09 at 4:22pm

Every day is an opportunity to celebrate the hole.

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celebrate the hole!

Posted: 6/5/09 at 4:24pm

Especially at that gas station in the center of town

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Updated On: 6/5/09 at 04:24 PM

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