"I'm young and healthy and you've got charms, it would really be a sin not to have you in my arms"...
I officially dare someone to use this as a pickup line in a bar!!!
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space