After much back-and-forth about whether or not our esteemed VP will appear at the Republican convention, politco.com reports that he will be speaking on the first night.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0808/Cheney_will_speak_at_GOP_convention.html
which will time out perfectly with Osama Bin Laden's capture?
Somebody fire up the "Darth Vader Theme" for his entrance.
My Republican sources tell me he's going to sing "Popular" with Kristin Chenoweth.
I thought he'd be Lawrence and Bush would be Freddie and they'd perform 'Ruprecht' from DRS.
McCain must be thrilled. Just thrilled.
So the convention is being held at an "undisclosed location"?
Obviously not at the Democratic convention.
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