But, when thou sayest
"Watchu funna do tonight?" (It's not fugna)
"Oh, I dunno...my baby daddy be comin' over afta werk. We pro'ly figna sit aroun' n' watch some tv."
See, if you spell it one way, then the other should be in the same spelling category, cuz it jes' don't look right...
Ya know what I'm sayin'?
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.