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#2

re: Chita & Em

...Rawr?
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#4

re: Chita & Em

Who is Em?
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#6

re: Chita & Em

Thanks...


I don't think they need counceling...not the both of them...only Chita
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#7

re: Chita & Em

Is it a love/hate relationship?

Seriously, I don't understand love/hate relationships. My current crush is in one...and I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! AHHH!!! TEENAGE DRAMA!!
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#9

re: Chita & Em

If I ever say I can't stand someone, you can be pretty secure with the assumption I want to bang them blind.

I don't know what it is. But something about that incredible adrenaline rush of hate...it's a dangerous drug.
#10

re: Chita & Em

What does that mean? you thought I was younger? Do I really act younger...?
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#12

re: Chita & Em

Hello. My name is Matthew.

(Thenardier: Hi, boo!)

I've been addicted to hate for at least 12 years. My fate is sealed with hate.
#13

re: Chita & Em

Oh, it's always ME with the heart of stoned hatred. And I mean stoned hatred.

"Smack is wack! Toke some coke."

I saw that sign once. Do you toke coke? I'm not familiar with my drug street slang...yo.

But I wasn't loved as a baby, there's the rub. While everyone got to play on the merry-go-round I had to throw stones at the unsuspecting neighbors.

But I can change
I can change

Mama Korey

The Beauty Is: Kelli O'Hara Online

Updated On: 8/21/05 at 02:54 AM

#14

re: Chita & Em

Aw, boo.

You CAN DO IT!

If we made it through brdwyman's ignunce...we can make it through anything.
#16

re: Chita & Em

Your momma.
#18

MMhhelloooo!

It's Shirley Q. Liquor vocabulary for the English word "ignorance".

www.shirleyqliquor.com

You must learn.

Betty Butterfield is equally as important to our culture.

Study up!
#19

MMhhelloooo!

Ya'll are two much...

(and I meant to spell it that way)
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#20

MMhhelloooo!

I went to the MOMMA, but I passed out after being hung upside down and beaten to a pulp.

So, I was told I had a good time.

That is...told because I have no freedom. (Help me.)
#21

MMhhelloooo!

which one y'all or two?
(sorry just a 3:13 am joke from a Georgian living in NYC) MMhhelloooo!
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
#22

MMhhelloooo!

You don't even provide me with a proper link?

How you durrin?

Axe me about my dumbass chirrun

I'm figna vomit

Axe me how my mama is durrin


I'm gonna go to bed soon...my eyes are burrin!
Mama Korey

The Beauty Is: Kelli O'Hara Online

Updated On: 8/21/05 at 03:14 AM

#23

MMhhelloooo!

That's right, boo!

You're getting the hang of it!

(I figna vomit and go to bed too. I've been on here WAY too long- and it'll never happen again. I had fun, though!)
#24

MMhhelloooo!

What kind of couseling do you suggest Justice?

A little reperative therapy?

Maybe a little brain washing session where I can pretend my lover is my brother so they won't kick me out of his hopital room?
#25

MMhhelloooo!

Thenardier...I must correct you on your ebonic spelling...

It's Finna or Funna...not figna...

For that you get a C+

Herr you go!
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

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