First of all, ("I'll be Goddamned if I can understand how anyone can rise to the defense of that no talent, inbred, backwoods hillbilly. He should have never made it past the auditions, let alone into the finals")
Well he did, and apparently that became a problem to many people. Such a problem that people are letting it effect their stress levels.
Second,
"In other words, Justice can be insulting to people she/he doesn't like and we can't.
Ain't hypocrisy grand?"
Let me reqoute myself, and see if you understand it the second time:
"Smarmy and unattractive is a little more tame than calling someone a ham with teeth, or a huge angry baby, let alone someone with Down Syndrome. Now, if I were to say Clay Aiken looked like a geeky faggot, then you could label me a hypocrite."
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.