Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
You are just mad because you thought I stood you up, but really you just didn't see me cuz I'm short. And I disrespected you for a year and then finally sent you a half-*** apology in a PM. And because of all of this, I ended up getting cozy with bway.