"Becky Lynn, if you do not smile this instant and win this pageant, I am going to tan your goddamn hide when we get home. Now get out there, smile, sing, and push Heather Sue down the goddamn stairs if you have to."
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.