Wow! Thank you so much, friends! What a wonderful, hilarious day. Our ceremony was all goofed up. It must have been the judge's first same sex ceremony and she was not used to delivering it in English. (We cleared ALL of the information beforehand and even sent a gender non-specific script we wanted used, which she ignored.) She said, "Through the years, your love will give you strange!" (She meant strength) and called us spooses instead of spouses. She asked, "Amber, will you take... to be your wife?" She just skipped Cami's name all together. Then she said, "Camilla, will you take Amber to be your husband...?" She stopped and apologized. Then, after asking if we could start over or just edit the tape later, she just said, "Will you take Amber to be your... I can't say husband!" the second time. Cami gritted her teeth, smiled and said, "Just say wife!" She never managed to. We did both get our I dos out, though. lol We got home, cut our cake, poured some champagne, crawled into bed and watched the ceremony howling with laughter.
My mom said that perfect ceremonies were bad luck anyway. She said theirs was fast and lame and they've been married 36 years now. lol
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than
f**ckin' perfect!