Turns out he's not gay after all!
He's marrying Liza!
Mazel tov to the happy couple!
http://www.bentspud.com/2014/01/05/aaron-schock-denies-gay-rumors-reveals-engagement-to-liza-minnelli/
" Right, so what's this tomfoolery all about, you ask? Well, it's all about being the world's most reliable source of unreliable news."
He's marrying Liza Minnelli the way Peter Allen and David Gest did?!!
Mmmmkay.
My bad. He's probably marrying Liza the way Grover Dale married Anita Morris or the way Anthony Perkins married Berry Berenson or the way Calvin Klein married Kelly Rector or the way....
Uh, yeah...you get the picture.
Updated On: 1/6/14 at 08:24 PM
Gay marriage is illegal!!!!
There's now a very funny parody Twitter account: @gayrepschock
Gay Aaron Schock ?@GayRepSchock 6h
Who wants to join me in my closet? Its clothing optional!
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New Republican Healthcare plan.... look at me shirtless #allbetter
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Gay Aaron Schock ?@GayRepSchock 2h
People keep saying I'm gay cause of my pants! Is it gay if I wear NO pants!? #nopantsparty
Gay Aaron Schock: @GayRepSchock...I'm not gay, im FABULOUS
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