Cool Whip...

#1

Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 12:32am

Hot or not?

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#2

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 12:34am

very hot.

#3

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 12:34am

Mmm. Hopefully not hot...it's nasty when it's hot...the colder the better! Especially on Max...

Oops. Did i say that outloud? My bad

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#4

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 12:36am

cold at first. than hot.

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#5

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 12:37am

I LOOOOVVVEEE Cool Whip...
spread on a broadway hottie or just by itself, either way works perfectly for me!

#6

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:21am

Feh. If you're doing delicatessan sex, you have to use one of those pump-action chocolate sauce dispensers.

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#7

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:23am

Oh baby!

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#8

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:33am

I'm more into chocolate syrup on my desserts, but I won't say no to cool whip!

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#9

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:33am

hmmm... pump action. Interesting...

#10

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:36am

That's Redi-Whip silly boy!

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#11

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:39am

I'm ready! Whip!

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#12

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:42am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#13

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:44am

who put the cool whip down your paints???

#14

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:29am

Huh?

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#15

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:29am

I second that "huh?"

#16

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:30am

I think paints means pants.......lol.
Cool whip when it has been taken off a persons body, has the worst stench one could...........I will stop there.
Chocolate is much better to use:)

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#17

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:31am

Well, look at it this way. You can have one big SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZ with Redi Whip...

or the steady pump pump pump pump of a pump dispenser.

No contest, as far as I'm concerned. :)

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Updated On: 7/11/04 at 11:31 AM

#18

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:44am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#19

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:45am

this is getting funny

#20

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:59am

If I get Cool Whip in my hair, there's gonna be hell to pay!

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#21

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 12:00pm

**gets ready to pay hell**

#22

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 1:54pm

I'll start rounding up donations for the cause.

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"That duck was a sexual toy, and it was on display!" -- an unknown Nashville town leader

#23

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 2:31pm

I will only eat cool whip with strawberries and sexy boys!
def. HOT!

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#24

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 10:14pm

Didn't someone named LL Kool Whip sing a ditty with CArol Channing at this year's Tony Awards?

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#25

re: Cool Whip...

Posted: 7/11/04 at 11:55pm

papa told me that Redi-Whip is the way to go.
And papa knows best.

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