Cops

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 3:01pm

It started in first grade when the patrol boys
Got me for going up the down staircase
They dragged me up to the principal's office
He waived the death penalty. Nice guy!

It happened again in third grade at the playground
Caught me climbing up the sliding board backwards
They dragged me off to the third grade teacher
Again, there was no lethal injection

Cops cops cops cops
Can't tell you how much I hate them
Guns and handcuffs on their belts
Blue lights atop their Metro cars

Cops cops cops cops
Can't tell you the way I despise them
Causing half of all the crime
Putting innocents behind bars

You recall the police riots of the 60s
Legal thugs in black uniforms
It's happening again since 9/11
Sirens blaring into the night

Dumb as dirt, that's how they make a living
Overbearing security in every town
Cruising the streets like wild dogs in heat
Giving tickets left and right

Cops cops cops cops
Can't tell you how much I hate them
Guns and handcuffs on their belts
Blue lights atop their Metro cars

Cops cops cops cops
Can't tell you the way I despise them
Causing half of all the crime
Putting innocents behind bars

Bridge:
I won't say the only good cop is a dead cop
I just want the harassment to stop

A band of ignorant, arrogant fools
Robbing society, they're on the take
They've dogged me now nearly 50 years
Louisville to Nashville and in between

When I see them behind me on the road
I pull to the side and let them go by
I know they're out here looking for money
I'm paranoid cos they're so damn mean

Cops cops cops cops
Can't tell you how much I hate them
Guns and handcuffs on their belts
Blue lights atop their Metro cars

Cops cops cops cops
Can't tell you the way I despise them
Causing half of all the crime
Putting innocents behind bars

Jim Colyer ascap


Nashville girl album

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 3:03pm

You ridiculous white trash inbred hillbilly cousin fvcker. Eat dog shlt and drop dead. Racist piece of ass.

[Wilmingtom]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 8:42pm

Who is this Colyer clown and why does he keep posting this crap? Does he have some kind of following on here?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 8:46pm

This is his following

[Wilmingtom]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 8:50pm

Pretty.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 8:52pm

Can't wait for someone to break into Coyler's house in the middle of the night. Let's see how much he hates cops then.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 9:12pm

If they are huge Black Cops he will welcome them with open legs!

[Playbilly]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 10:46pm

If ya sing it to "Hey Jude", it's not half bad.

Oh, yeah, Jim. Almost forgot. Kiss my Black ass.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/17/13 at 10:52pm

How big of a coward does a Klansman have to be to wear a mask on top of his hood?

What cop isn't going to have suspicions when a redneck pulls his dilapidated vehicle over when the cop pulls up behind him? I'd definitely be looking for hillbilly heroin in his guitar case. Also, I would be asking the underage girl in the passenger seat for some ID.