Corniest movie line ever...- Page 2

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:02pm

"Focus on the pleasure, not the pain"

-Some porno I saw once.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:04pm

Great lines, everyone!

And, Plum - they showed the clips from the movies when they presented the lines this morning on the show. That line from The Postman was the CHEESIEST!

[VivaBohemia]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:29pm

The fairies line...its a bit corny but somehow when I see it Im like.. I do believe in Faries, I do I Do! XD

Corny lines...corny lines.. okay..

From X-Men: Leather jumpsuits?
What did you expect, yellow spandex?

Goonies: What about the loot!?
What about our lives!

Yeah, but you know what? This one. This one right here. This was my dream MY wish! And it didn't come true. So I'm taking em back...Im taking em ALL back.

I love the cheese :)

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:32pm

Hasta la vista, baby.
Go ahead, make my day.

VOMITOUS!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:32pm

LOL, Beav! That one is hilarious...

[Craig]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:42pm

"Over?...OVER?...It's not over till we say it's over! - 1941"

Actually, I believe you are quoting from Animal House...

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:42pm

Just about any line from WEST SIDE STORY ("What have you been taking?" "A trip to the moon!" or THE SOUND OF MUSIC "Oh, just love them, Captain!"

Also, Sean Astin's monologue from THE GOONIES that concludes with him pulling on his inhaler (I'm sure someone here knows it in it's entirety)

[FabalaCohen]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:50pm

As much as I love the movie, in Return of the King, the way Sean Astin says, "I can't carry it for you- but I can carry you!" cracks me up.

[FabalaCohen]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:54pm

How can you say that ANY part of John Belushi's Animal House speech is corny? CLASSIC film moment.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:55pm

For you, Borstal -

"But still...don't you realize? The next time we see sky it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up "Troy's bucket".

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:58pm

OMG, I had forgotten...thanks MattG!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:59pm

You my friend, are quite welcome.

[VivaBohemia]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:02pm

He, that line in ROTK was in the book, it had to be in the movie (but for the record, Its one of my favoritest cheesy lines of all time)

*edits because I was beaten to it*

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:02 PM

[FabalaCohen]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:11pm

*sighs* I'll give Tolkien the literary genius card, but some of the scenes he wrote are just horrible. Take the trolls scene in Fellowship- if you were stabbed by a Morgul blade, would you care about family history? Thank God Jackson fixed that.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:32pm

I know this isn't a movie line, but it's too corny not to put here. This morning, it was raining. I went to Duane Reade, and as I came back out, this guy says to me "Hey, be careful out there, sweetie. You know sugar melts when it gets wet."

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:34pm

That's a REALLY lame pick-up line.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:36pm

I was just about to put that, Popa. Oy!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:38pm

"Years from now...when you talk about this--and you will--be kind."

Deborah Kerr, "Tea and Sympathy"

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:43pm

I was looking up ... it was the nearest thing to Heaven ... you were there ...


-- An Affair to Remember


(corny, yes, but I LOVE that line!)

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:46pm

"Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh."

--Batman Forever.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:47pm

"Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories."

-- An Affair to Remember

apparently a great source of corny lines...

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:48pm

"Oh, Jerry...don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."

--Bette Davis, "Now, Voyager"

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:49pm

Love that line, too, PalJoey!

and, another from my favorite 'corny line' film:

"Why didn't you tell me? If it had to happen to one of us why did it have to be you?"

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:49 PM

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:51pm

"I have always been standing in your doorway"

--Spider-Man 2

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:53pm

"You jump, I jump, right?"


...need i say more?