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#26

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:02pm

"Focus on the pleasure, not the pain"

-Some porno I saw once.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#27

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:04pm

Great lines, everyone!

And, Plum - they showed the clips from the movies when they presented the lines this morning on the show. That line from The Postman was the CHEESIEST!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#28

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:29pm

The fairies line...its a bit corny but somehow when I see it Im like.. I do believe in Faries, I do I Do! XD

Corny lines...corny lines.. okay..

From X-Men: Leather jumpsuits?
What did you expect, yellow spandex?

Goonies: What about the loot!?
What about our lives!

Yeah, but you know what? This one. This one right here. This was my dream MY wish! And it didn't come true. So I'm taking em back...Im taking em ALL back.

I love the cheese :)

*Krissy* **Support the use of illegal wood burning stoves. Get your own metal trash can today!**

#29

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:32pm

Hasta la vista, baby.
Go ahead, make my day.

VOMITOUS!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#30

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:32pm

LOL, Beav! That one is hilarious...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#31

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:42pm

"Over?...OVER?...It's not over till we say it's over! - 1941"

Actually, I believe you are quoting from Animal House...

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#32

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:42pm

Just about any line from WEST SIDE STORY ("What have you been taking?" "A trip to the moon!" or THE SOUND OF MUSIC "Oh, just love them, Captain!"

Also, Sean Astin's monologue from THE GOONIES that concludes with him pulling on his inhaler (I'm sure someone here knows it in it's entirety)

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#33

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:50pm

As much as I love the movie, in Return of the King, the way Sean Astin says, "I can't carry it for you- but I can carry you!" cracks me up.

"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled." (Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)

#34

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:54pm

How can you say that ANY part of John Belushi's Animal House speech is corny? CLASSIC film moment.

#35

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:55pm

For you, Borstal -

"But still...don't you realize? The next time we see sky it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up "Troy's bucket".

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#36

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:58pm

OMG, I had forgotten...thanks MattG!

#37

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:59pm

You my friend, are quite welcome.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#38

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:02pm

He, that line in ROTK was in the book, it had to be in the movie (but for the record, Its one of my favoritest cheesy lines of all time)

*edits because I was beaten to it*

*Krissy* **Support the use of illegal wood burning stoves. Get your own metal trash can today!**

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:02 PM

#39

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:11pm

*sighs* I'll give Tolkien the literary genius card, but some of the scenes he wrote are just horrible. Take the trolls scene in Fellowship- if you were stabbed by a Morgul blade, would you care about family history? Thank God Jackson fixed that.

#40

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:32pm

I know this isn't a movie line, but it's too corny not to put here. This morning, it was raining. I went to Duane Reade, and as I came back out, this guy says to me "Hey, be careful out there, sweetie. You know sugar melts when it gets wet."

#41

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:34pm

That's a REALLY lame pick-up line.

#42

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:36pm

I was just about to put that, Popa. Oy!

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#43

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:38pm

"Years from now...when you talk about this--and you will--be kind."

Deborah Kerr, "Tea and Sympathy"

#44

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:43pm

I was looking up ... it was the nearest thing to Heaven ... you were there ...

-- An Affair to Remember

(corny, yes, but I LOVE that line!)

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#45

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:46pm

"Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh."

--Batman Forever.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#46

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:47pm

"Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories."

-- An Affair to Remember

apparently a great source of corny lines...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#47

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:48pm

"Oh, Jerry...don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."

--Bette Davis, "Now, Voyager"

#48

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:49pm

Love that line, too, PalJoey!

and, another from my favorite 'corny line' film:

"Why didn't you tell me? If it had to happen to one of us why did it have to be you?"

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:49 PM

#49

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:51pm

"I have always been standing in your doorway"

--Spider-Man 2

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#50

re: Corniest movie line ever...

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:53pm

"You jump, I jump, right?"

...need i say more?

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