Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips

[Unknown User]

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips#1

Posted: 6/18/12 at 4:37pm

4."Firmly hold the bottom of his shaft in one hand and slowly push it towards the base. (Imagine you're pushing his penis into his body)."

8. "Chew a small piece of mango... then take him in your mouth."

16. "Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in."

22. "Mix one tablespoon of saliva with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit."
NOT making this up

[SNAFU]

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips#2

Posted: 6/18/12 at 6:00pm

Man, I got "happy" reading those. And I am Gay! Bwa hahahaha!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips#2

Posted: 6/18/12 at 8:23pm

That made me imagine straight people having sex.


I don't need that shoved down my throat.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[never_has_been]

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips#3

Posted: 6/18/12 at 8:51pm

I recall a very memorable one from several years back that I didn't see on this list- Fill your mouth with PopRocks before oral to increase sensations.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips#4

Posted: 6/19/12 at 12:02am

Oh, Cosmo, how many men have ended up bewildered or flat out injured thanks to your tips.

http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/

[Borstalboy]

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips#5

Posted: 6/19/12 at 11:08am

I had girl friends in college who would "hate read" Cosmo for exactly things like this. I remember one article about the Mile High Club which supposedly were collections of stories of women having sex on airplanes. What was funny was the stories were SO clearly written by the same person, who wasn't even trying. Every story ended with the woman having a climax upon hitting turbulence.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[JbaraFan1]

Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips#6

Posted: 6/19/12 at 2:14pm

re. #16 ... my nipples are attention-grabbing enough, I can barely hide the darn things when I'm clothed! Rhinestones would be overkill.

(TMI for the board?)