Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Joined: 12/31/69
#1Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Posted: 6/18/12 at 4:37pm
4."Firmly hold the bottom of his shaft in one hand and slowly push it towards the base. (Imagine you're pushing his penis into his body)."
8. "Chew a small piece of mango... then take him in your mouth."
16. "Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in."
22. "Mix one tablespoon of saliva with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit."
NOT making this up
#2Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Posted: 6/18/12 at 6:00pmMan, I got "happy" reading those. And I am Gay! Bwa hahahaha!
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#2Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Posted: 6/18/12 at 8:23pm
That made me imagine straight people having sex.
I don't need that shoved down my throat.
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#3Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Posted: 6/18/12 at 8:51pmI recall a very memorable one from several years back that I didn't see on this list- Fill your mouth with PopRocks before oral to increase sensations.
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#4Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Posted: 6/19/12 at 12:02am
Oh, Cosmo, how many men have ended up bewildered or flat out injured thanks to your tips.
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#5Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Posted: 6/19/12 at 11:08amI had girl friends in college who would "hate read" Cosmo for exactly things like this. I remember one article about the Mile High Club which supposedly were collections of stories of women having sex on airplanes. What was funny was the stories were SO clearly written by the same person, who wasn't even trying. Every story ended with the woman having a climax upon hitting turbulence.
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JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/04
#6Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
Posted: 6/19/12 at 2:14pm
re. #16 ... my nipples are attention-grabbing enough, I can barely hide the darn things when I'm clothed! Rhinestones would be overkill.
(TMI for the board?)
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