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Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'

Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'

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Craig
#1Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:46pm

This was just too amusing not to post...

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Metallica may be a cool name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to convince officials it is also suitable for a baby girl.

Michael and Karolina Tomaro are locked in a court battle with Swedish authorities, which rejected their application to name their six-month-old child after the legendary rock band.

More at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/baby_metallica


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#2re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:52pm

I . . . have no words.


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TheHumanTorch
#2re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:53pm

I kind of wish that some American agency had the authority to turn down some names... if you've ever read Freakonomics, it talks about a girl named "Temptress" as well as two brothers named "Orangejello" and "Lemonjello"

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mominator
#3re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:54pm

Not to mention Moon Unit and Dweezel


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MotorTink
#4re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:56pm

That freakin rocks!!!!



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iHeartMyGeek
#5re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:56pm

Let's not forget Female and Pilot Inspektor.

But in any case, it is their right to name their kid whatever they want to. I think Metallica is actually a kind of pretty name, if you look at it the right way. It is their kid, after all. If she gets older and doesn't like it, just change it.


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lildogs
#6re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:57pm

Metallica kinda pales next to Suri or Apple. It is kinda euphonous.

"Ashley's sister, Metallica Wilkes, threw the best barebcue Twelve Oaks had ever seen."

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Calvin
#7re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:58pm

Metallica will so beat up little Napster Jenkins on the playground every day.

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mominator
#8re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 2:59pm

Metallica really isn't that bad, but ask yourself how would you like to meet Dr Metallica who will head your operation tomorrow morning?


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ABSteel
#9re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:00pm

I'll never forget Bud and Light Jackson, twins in my 3rd grade class.


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MotorTink
#10re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:01pm

LOL Calvin!

Sad part is, I think in my teenage obsession with the band I probably did consider this option.



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lildogs
#11re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:02pm

Yes, mom, BUT I'd want a Metallica to cut my hair, give me a tatt or make a vegan burrito.

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Calvin
#12re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:04pm

It could be worse. The parents could be fans of the Butthole Surfers or Toad the Wet Sprocket.

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James885
#13re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:04pm

Very weird choice of a name. But it's their right to name their child whatever they want.

But I have to admit I've heard worse names.


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ABSteel
#14re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:05pm

Or fans of ABBA.


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Rathnait62
#15re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:06pm

Or Lisa Loeb.


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singingwendy
#16re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:11pm

"I kind of wish that some American agency had the authority to turn down some names... if you've ever read Freakonomics, it talks about a girl named "Temptress" as well as two brothers named "Orangejello" and "Lemonjello"

AMEN---maybe then some of my fellow teachers wouldn't have had a students named Senual Memory and Praisegodallah.

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xxnewgirlxx
#17re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 3:15pm

I know someone that named their child Tesla. After the band.

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#18re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 4:25pm

Where were these people when Apple was named?


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orangeskittles
#19re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 4:25pm

Very weird choice of a name. But it's their right to name their child whatever they want.
Well, in Sweden, they don't. Or Italy. Or Israel. There are many countries where the government has the right to reject proposed names. You can call the kid whatever you want, but that's not the name that will be on their legal records.


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Mistress_Spouzic
#20re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 4:30pm

ive always thought that if i have child, im gonna name it Slash, after the GNR guitarist.

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Raviolisun
#21re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 4:32pm

My brother wants to have a girl and name her Casino.


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JerseyGirl2
#22re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 4:34pm

Well, when this baby pops out, I am naming her Queensryche.


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lildogs
#23re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 4:34pm

If I had kids, they'd be Little Edie and Alvy...is that any better?

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MatthewAddison
#24re: Couple Fights To Have Baby Named 'Metallica'
Posted: 4/4/07 at 4:37pm

Metallica makes me think of metallic breath.


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