Crow endorses Urinetown lifestyle

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit"

And may I also suggest using her sheet music?


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Hail Malthus!

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Publicity items about Lance Armstrong, natch.

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"I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold."

After reading that portion of the blog, I've come to the conclusion that she must be joking. Right????

Actually, it's a cloth sleeve. It'll be like having a cloth napkin attached to your sleeve (I'm imagining some sort of Renaissance-like drapey thing). And hey, as she says, it's detachable, so you can remove it after you've gooped it all up. (Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...)

"The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product."

And how will this conserve? The "sleeve" will still have to be washed using electricity and water.

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PLUS she had the nerve to get lippy to that nice Karl Rove.
Slut! Whore! Witch!!

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She's obviously joking.