Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
#25re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/7/06 at 10:11pm
When I was younger I was extremely claustrophobic - still am, to a certain degree - and I was taking a cooking class [along with photography and film] at a program for "gifted" kids. At one point it was BOILING hot and my friend Mary and I, along with another boy, stepped into the walk-in freezer for about ten seconds to cool off. The other kid started freaking out, saying that we were locked inside the freezer.
Needless to say, it was honestly traumatizing, particularly because the first day we were told exactly what to do if we found ourselves locked in, and I couldn't remember a word of that lecture.
#26re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/7/06 at 11:27pm
Let me just say these stories are aboslutely hilarious!
Well, a gew Halloweens ago, I hid under my brothers bed with a big bowl of ice cold water. I was under there all day waiting for him to get close enough. When I did, I dipped my hands in and grabbed his legs.
He screamed and was in shock for about a minute. Pretty damn enjoyable on my part.
#27re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/7/06 at 11:30pm. Updated On: 5/23/14 at 11:30 PM
#28re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/7/06 at 11:33pm
Hahaha justagirl2-that is hilarious.
and stagemanager2... I cannot imagine keeping a straight face at all if people were actually fighting over who got to be the godfather. That is priceless.
#29re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/8/06 at 12:25am
When I was a little kid my parents were over-protective. I don't remember how old I was, maybe 8, but it was the first time my parents let me stay home by myself. I opened our front door a crack, put our dining room table and a chair on its side, spilled a box of Cheerios on the floor, and went upstairs to my mom's jewelry box and took everything out and put it in one of my shoes in my closet.
I then took a crayon and wrote a note on the front door saying "give me money or he won't come back."
I fell asleep in the living room watching TV and when my parents returned home that night, I didn't exactly get the reaction I wanted. Instead of them being scared they were angry I made such a mess so I spent the night vacuuming the entire house and cleaning my mess.
--Aristotle
#30re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:52am
Oh man I SOOOO do not have time for my full reply to this thread right now...but this is sort of my forte. I was a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE excuse for a human being when I was a lot younger, and me and my group of friends took sick pleasure in pulling elaborate, methodically planned out practical jokes on people. In fact, to this day there are some of my victims that I can't look in the eye because I am so ashamed of what I did to them. But man do they make for some funny party stories, especially because I am quite a different person now and people don't expect them from me.
I'll be sure to post the good ones sometime later this week.
Akiva
#31re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/8/06 at 2:06am
CapnHook, that was hilarious! What I would have given to have been there at the precise moment when you awoke after your parents walked in the door, the "ransom note" gripped tightly in one of their hands, only to discover your sleeping form in the living room. The image tickles me.
BTW: Why did they make you vacuum the entire house if you only made a mess in the dining room?
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#32re: Cruelest Practical Joke You've Ever Witnessed?
Posted: 8/8/06 at 3:35am
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