Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#0Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:25pm
Here's a link so you can read the news for yourself...
I'm too appalled to post anything more...
Tom and Katie set the date
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#1re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:27pmIn other news, the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be making an appearance on July 3rd.
#2re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:33pm
And the world is coming to an end as we know it.
A part of me is doubting whether or not this is actually gonna happen. Hmm, we'll see.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#3re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:35pm
Three months after the birth of their child? How long does Postpartum Depression take to kick in? I have a feeling Katie won't feel much like partying.
And I wonder if the salute to Born on the Fourth of July will include a re-enactment of the scene with the hooker where Tom can't get it up.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#5re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:39pmLife imitating art? or art imitating life Sueleen?
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#6re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:44pmThe Imitation of Life - which is what he seems most adept at.
#7re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:46pmAwwww.....let's leave them alone.....locked in a cell on a desert island.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#8re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 12:57pmThe best thing that anyone could do is to ignore them and their planned-to-grab-even-more-attention wedding.
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#9re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 1:09pmClay Aken will sing, Johnny Weir will skate, and Rosie O'Donnell will juggle live children.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#10re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 1:11pm
"Rosie O'Donnell will juggle live children."
I think I just wet myself.
greenegirl87
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/11/05
#11re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 1:15pmDon't get too excited..it says the report comes from an insider, but its through American Tabloid Celebrity Living. Meaning it could be true, but by no means does it have to be!
#12re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 1:28pm
Rosie doesn't juggle live children.
She eats them.
#13re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 1:30pm
^^ I fell out of my chair, laughing. 
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#14re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:38pm
And the star called Wormwood descends....
Maybe this is his sequel to "Born on the Fourth of July"?
#15re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:46pmSo will little baby Cruise will be born a bast**d?
#16re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:47pmMominator - look at the DNA involved
#17re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:51pmSad but so true Craig!
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#18re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:55pmI wonder what the current odds are as to where exactly the DNA came from?
#19re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:56pmSince Tom is dyslexic, could it be a dude named Dan?
#20re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:56pmWhy does the movie "Children of the Damned" pop into my head?
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#22re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 2:57pm
"Three months after the birth of their child? How long does Postpartum Depression take to kick in? I have a feeling Katie won't feel much like partying."
have no fear-according to Tom, all she has to do is exercise and eat healthy food-there's no such thing as post partum depression, she'll be fine!
#23re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 3:01pmOr if she does have post-pardum, all she needs to take are some vitamins. Deng, what a weirdo.
#24re: Cruise-Holmes Nuptials July 4, 2006 (4-day bash)
Posted: 3/1/06 at 3:47pmSince when do celebrities leak wedding dates? They fight tooth and nail to make sure no one knows. I mean, hell, Angelina and Brad waited until it was obvious she was pregnant before announcing it. These two announced as soon as the stick turned blue. There is absolutely NOTHING that makes this look like a valid relationship.
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