Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
#1Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Posted: 12/28/08 at 1:33pm
http://www.post-trib.com/lifestyles/1346034,barryyearend.article
How weird a year was it?
Here's how weird:
* O.J. actually got convicted of something.
* Gasoline hit $4 a gallon - and those were the good times.
* On several occasions, "Saturday Night Live" was funny.
----With these first few lines you know you are in for a treat.
I always love reading Dave Barry's Year in Reviews and this year's was great. Hope you all enjoy.
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David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
Updated On: 12/28/08 at 01:33 PM
#2re: Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Posted: 12/28/08 at 5:53pm
I read that today. I absolutely love Dave Barry-- he's kind of been my hero ever since I picked up one of his books (and I was probably WAAAY too young to understand half of it, since I think I was around eight or nine years old).
By the way, my avatar sneers at your avatar.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#2re: Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Posted: 12/28/08 at 5:56pm
What, no reprise of the Tupperware Song?!
Dang.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#3re: Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Posted: 12/28/08 at 8:42pmPercy sneers back at Shove-lin.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#4re: Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Posted: 12/28/08 at 9:08pm
"Abroad, Fidel Castro steps down after 49 years as president of Cuba, explaining that he wants to spend more time decomposing."
Hee hee
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husk_charmer
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
#5re: Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Posted: 12/28/08 at 11:20pm
My fav:
The Olympic games are dominated by swimmer Michael Phelps, who wins eight gold medals, thus putting himself on a sounder financial footing than the U.S. Treasury. China wins the gold-medal count, although critics charge that some of China's 11-year-old female gymnasts are under the minimum age of 16. Chinese officials refute this charge by noting, correctly, that they have tanks
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#6re: Dave Barry's Year in Review- very funny
Posted: 12/28/08 at 11:52pmI like the "..Detroit was missing" line.
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