One of the running jokes in my group here in Calgary is songs for Schindler's List the Musical:
"There Will Never Ever Be Another Jew"
"Baby Jews Can Drive My Car"
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Will Always Love Jews"
"I Hate Myself for Loving Jews"
... you get the idea, right?
I know, I know, it's really really wrong and offensive as all hell. :)
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