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#26

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:26pm

FIG YOU!

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#27

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:27pm

You know you miss me.

[edited]

Updated On: 9/7/06 at 11:27 PM

#28

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:29pm

I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last fig on earth.

#29

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:31pm

Well, I'm not so we both don't have to worry.

I have heard though that you're working your way through all the figs on Broadway. yuk yuk yuk

#30

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:33pm

BroadwayBulldog you are hilarious about the papaya.

In Hawaii they do have a song about a girl who has "plenny papayas" as a kinda slang for having, um, goodsize boobs, but there is no reference beyond that!

You bad Bulldog!

Phanty, will you stop quoting about phallic symbols and talking about sleeping with figs, it's all too much, you're upsetting my stomach. What's up with all your sex references in threads lately, the condoms, etc., etc. You didn't used to post like that.

Updated On: 9/7/06 at 11:33 PM

#31

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:38pm

"Besides everbody loves Fig Newtowns (named after Newtown, MA)."

They are called Fig Newtons, as the town in Massachusetts for which they are named is called Newton.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#32

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:39pm

Tina brings out the animal in me!

#33

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:40pm

Damn, Rath. I had it correct the first time, and it didn't look right so I changed it. And I used to go there on business, too. Shoot.

#34

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:45pm

Well, I can understand about the animal, and she's very pretty, if married and all, but really, the condoms and the lube and the orgasms--enough already.

(Fig) Newton was our rival in high school; their mascot was the tiger. An oldie from football (with no sex references):

What do we eat? "Tiger meat!"
How do we eat it? "Raw!"
How raw? "Real raw!"

Updated On: 9/7/06 at 11:45 PM

#35

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:55pm

Let's have a fig orgy.

#36

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:56pm

Oh, I mean what the hell.

Figs rolling in virgin olive oil.

#37

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:58pm

You've never lived until you've had figs under your feet...and squishing between your toes.

Updated On: 9/7/06 at 11:58 PM

#38

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:59pm

Or somewhere else. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#39

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:01am

I always heard you specialized in planning fig orgies, P2.

#40

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:35am

Ah Liasons! What's happened to us?

What used to be a villa at least is "digs" and a scintillating message board is now FIGS! No, not even figs! RAISINS!

#41

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/8/06 at 10:54pm

It's definitely happening. Ripe fig throwing in P2's room tonight starting at 11:30pm. Bring your own figs.

#42

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/9/06 at 7:57pm

Jose'- You ain't gonna pop my fig in this lifetime! I'm just sayin'...

Updated On: 9/9/06 at 07:57 PM

#43

re: Desperately seeking FIG experts...

Posted: 9/9/06 at 8:27pm

My attraction to you, P2, is purely a fig-ment of your imagination.

That being said, I'm still hearing you're the biggest fig formerly in a Broadway chorus.

edited to add: Ooops! I forgot to add, "I'm just sayin'..."

Updated On: 9/9/06 at 08:27 PM

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