Dirty Michael Musto

#1

Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:28pm

His Voice column is so salacious this week, my palms grew fur just reading it. In other words, I LOVED IT.

However, I feel it will curl poor Corine's hair, or encourage her to talk dirty again, and nobody wants that. So I shant provide a link.

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#2

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:31pm

You properly used the word "Salacious" and you spelled it right! I love you!

#3

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:33pm

I loved you first. Oops, I just spilled a bottle of Wesson all over my chest. Take off your shirt and help me wipe it off, would you?

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#4

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:39pm

Now I got oil all over me! We'll have to wrestle it off!

I'll show you salacious, you little whelp!

#5

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:44pm

I already saw it! MAMMA!
Musto is the best! This column however was good but not his best!

Updated On: 5/24/05 at 01:44 PM

#6

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:46pm

I'm feeling under the weather.

Anybody know where I can get a flu shot?

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#7

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:49pm

bend over, Robbie.

#8

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:50pm

bway..he needs to open wide first.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#9

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:51pm

Yeah, I just read the article. I can still help him out.

#10

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:52pm

So I take it you're not a Jew.

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#11

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:56pm

I can make a house call Robbie darling.

#12

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 1:58pm

Son,
Granny is present!

#13

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:03pm

<---all Irish, Robbie my boy.

#14

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:10pm

Whew. Glad he didn't mention the party I go to.

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#15

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:12pm

Musto must be lactose-intolerant.

I, however, LOVE me some cheese.

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#16

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:15pm

Paging Dr. Spunk! Dr. Spunk, you're needed at Namo's house--STAT!

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#17

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:31pm

WHO is currently gracing SOMMS avatar?!?!

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Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

#18

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:38pm

I'm Irish, but I don't have the appropriate accessories.

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Hamlet's father.

#19

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:39pm

Good Catholic.

#20

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:41pm

I have no idea who this Musto is. Should I?

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ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

#21

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 2:42pm

son you are yummy!

#22

re: Dirty Michael Musto

Posted: 5/24/05 at 3:56pm

Musto is a sweetie.
He loves DIET COKE. Just insert a tap into his veins!
I think he is one of the best writers out there!
If anyone who works for Diet Coke reads this, please make Musto your spokesmodel!
He is the Diet Coke man!

Funny ad:
Musto riding on his bike peddling fast.
In the distance you can see a diet coke fountain
He stares at it and peddles faster (The Musto Man theme plays in the distance. His bike is faster then the city buses and he rides to the fountain and drinks!
MUSTO MAN!
He wears a cape that says: Musto Man-

Updated On: 5/24/05 at 03:56 PM

#23

Oy vey!

Posted: 5/24/05 at 4:12pm

I couldn't even finish that article. He tries way too hard to be glib. I'll go back to not knowing him.

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ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

#24

Oy vey!

Posted: 5/24/05 at 4:20pm

speaking of salacious, that signature on CON ME 2 is...interesting...

Admittedly, La Musto is an acquired taste. Much like Flu Shots.

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Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

#25

Look, Corine

Posted: 5/24/05 at 4:22pm

Oh look, a shiny penny.

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