Divorced Generation

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 5/26/13 at 4:26pm

I see them every night in Nashville
Up on the stage with their guitars
I don't even ask anymore
I know they're divorced

The question is, do they have kids?
Most do, but a few don't
Will they remarry?
Some will and some won't

DIVORCED GENERATION
Baby Boomers on down
Still looking for love
Cruising the town
DIVORCED GENERATION
Trying to get laid
Sponging off parents
Slightly jaded

There's almost no communication
Pecking on handheld devices
Ignoring the one next to you
You're as cold as Isis

You'll never top Liz Taylor
You'll never top Mickey Rooney
Both married 8 times
Made wedding bells chime!

DIVORCED GENERATION
Baby Boomers on down
Still looking for love
Cruising the town
DIVORCED GENERATION
Trying to get laid
Sponging off parents
Slightly jaded

Bridge:
Marriage is an outmoded idea
It's all about relationships
You get the easy way out
When you get sick of it

Chorus

Jim Colyer ascap
Jim Colyer "Girl album"

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 5/26/13 at 4:35pm

You'll never top Liz Taylor
You'll never top Mickey Rooney

My mind is in the proverbial gutter...

Updated On: 5/26/13 at 04:35 PM

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/26/13 at 4:39pm

I'm SO glad you're addressing this serious social problem.

We've got to do something about it!


END DIVORCE NOW!!!


DEATH PENALTY FOR DIVORCE!!!


KILL ALL DIVORCED PEOPLE!!!


END DIVORCE NOW!!!

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 5/26/13 at 4:55pm

^ ROFLMAO!!!!

DOWN WITH DIVORCED PEOPLE!!!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/26/13 at 7:13pm

I believe divorce is a threat to traditional marriage.

In the spirit of helping get this important message out, I have decided to help a bit with the song. It should say:


DIVORCED GENERATION
Trying to get laided
Sponging off their parents
And acting really jaded

[SNAFU]

Posted: 5/26/13 at 9:07pm

ASCAP!