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#26

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

oh shut up cheezdoodle, jesus christ you people are such ****ing babies.


Grow Up. It was a silly joke. GET THE F*CK OVER IT.
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#27

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

Jesus. Zoneace, did you write the damn joke? Stop being so damn defensive.
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#28

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

Suck it Zoneface - like you are the only one with opinions around here? What are you, twelve? I know it was a joke - a bad one.
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#29

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

me being defensive? what about all the whiney little babies in this thread crying about a stupid little joke? that's being defensive. You people are crying like he killed a baby seal in front of you.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#30

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

Try a little reading comprehension. We are saying he's not funny.

It must be past your bedtime, no?
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#32

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

i saw a clip of this on youtube.com and i actually thought it was funny. the joke kept going when lance mentioned matthew mc. as being "sexiest man alive" and again referencing jake.

i didn't think it was in poor taste at all.

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Updated On: 7/23/06 at 08:37 PM

#33

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

I'm not being a baby about the joke. I just didn't think it was funny. I don't care that it was a gay joke or whatever. It's just a stupid joke IMO. I'm not getting defensive about it.
#34

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

I just saw it on youtube and I didn't find it funny at all. I found it offensive. Now let me clear on this, offensive and funny are not mutually exclusive in my book. There is a white man who dresses up in black face and does a stand up act as "Shirley Q Liquor." That man's act is both offensive and funny. Lance just wasn't funny.
#35

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

Speaking of Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal...has anyone else heard Jake's supposedly being considered to play Armstrong in his biopic? Is this for real? Is this really necessary? Shouldn't there be some statute of limitations-esque rule for the film world (at least a decade) before making a biopic?!?! Seems a bit much to moi.




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#36

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

There are so many issues in this thread, it's hard to know where to begin.

First of all, Lance is a bad guy for giving Sheryl Crow cancer. Not for his public speaking skills.

Second of all, it's nice that Jake said it's "okay" for Lance to do butt sex jokes, but then again, Jake's straight. He says. Supposedly. I know, right?

Third of all, RATHNAIT is saying that SOMEBODY ELSE isn't funny. That's a real "consider the source" moment. "[H]e's an athlete, not a comedian nor actor. He has all the charisma of a paper plate," she says.

Yes, but sometimes people just have to throw it all away and chase their dream because they must, they simply MUST.

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#37

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

"First of all, Lance is a bad guy for giving Sheryl Crow cancer. Not for his public speaking skills."


that was hillarious.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#38

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

I think I stole it from someplace. Oh yeah, Kathy Griffin's show. This season's gays said it to her under their breath. Gotta give credit where it's due.
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#39

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

I'm more interested in the Matthem McC. rumors, the ones friends are buzzing about, how he was found in fellatio delecti with rough trade at a luxery Manhattan hotel.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
#40

re: Does Lance Armstrong think he's funny?

I found more humor in Guidos use of the word "uprage" on page 1.
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