Dollypop as Sheridan Whiteside

...you know the caustic guy in the wheelchair?

Unfortunately I was in another car accident yesterday and will confined to a wheelchair for a while.

I was driving to work yesterday morning and was passing an intersection not more than five blocks from my house. There was a car ready to turn north (his blinkers were on) and the light was green. As I drove through the intersection, this turning car was plowed into from behind by a vehicle that had failing brakes and that propelled the turning vehicle into mine. My car did a 180 dgree turn and was totally demolished.

I was rushed to the emergency room (cute EMT's!)and spent the day there (cute doctors!). The diagnosis was that I had shattered my right heel and might have to undergo surgery. After visiting the orthopedist today, I was told that no surgery is required, but I'll have to retain this splint on my leg for a while and keep my weight off the problematic foot.

I'll be returning to work on Monday, spewing my acerbic comments in a wheelchair.

I plan to attend the BWW benefit provided that Joe's Pub is wheelchair accessible.

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Updated On: 5/13/04 at 06:28 PM

Was there an iguana in the other car?

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get better so you can be the caustic guy out of the wheelchair.

-d.b.j-

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OMG! Is Corine2 okay?? I hope she didn't total her Mary Kay Cosmetics Pink Cadillac.

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Plus, it's already been established she's Avon not Mary Kay.

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I dunno. I heard a rumor that the primate pose of Namo's icon is offending her. As a woman.

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Perhaps Glinda will convince Boq to dance with you at the BWW benefit.

Get well soon!

ever with the olive branch PB -- you are to be admired.

Dear Pati,

How thoughtful of you to make such a generous offer. However I must continue in my Sheridan Whiteside mode and recall that he referred to the woman pushing his wheelchair as "m'lady bedpan". (Couldn't resist!)

And no dear friends, none of the cars in the smack-up had PA plates.

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Dolly -- I played Sherry about 10 years ago -- I think I still know the lines -- do you need an understudy? Remember you have to get of that wheelchair in Act III.

I've done several productions of THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER. I never really liked any of them.

As for the "open oven doors" I stand (or sit) prepared!

And don't worry Pati, regardless of what state your car is registered in, I just got off the phone with several insurance agents--the culprit in this mess was an illegal Mexian laborer. You do have your green card, don't you, Pati?

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Updated On: 5/13/04 at 01:59 PM

Si, Senor!

"As for the "open oven doors" I stand (or sit) prepared!"~DP

Great! toasted Dolly Pop Tarts. "Into the Fire" we go!

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Are you saying that Dollypop is a "tart"? How repugnant!

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